We’ll, 2021 didn’t start that great for me. My dad died December last year and he was laid to rest early this year. A lot of things in my life shifted, from my personal life to my career to my business – there was a lot on my plate. That many concern na it resulted to me getting sick for a month (unahan na kita, it was NOT COVID).
This was one of the reasons why I was also abstinent. No sex for 5mos. was an achievement for me. But at the back of my mind, I knew I needed it.
I went back to using Tinder last April and re-connected with someone I met there. We were both anonymous but I new him way before kasi ilang beses na ako on/off sa app.
We started chatting again. He could no longer remember me but I could still remember him.
PROFILE:
Ken
27y.o
Single
Profile Picture: man in uniform
His profile picture was so distinct na everytime I activate my Tinder account, I would always match him- again & again & again.
On a boring work week, I decided to joke around.
Me: Hey! holiday bukas, wanna meet?
Him: hmmmmm? sure!
Me: okay, so where will we meet?
Him: SM nalang cguro.
Me: Fine with me! I’ll see you there?
Him: Yeah! See you!
That holiday came and nagpunta ako sa SM to meet him. What I really had in mind was that he was an officer of the law, tall, possibly moreno and average looking.
Don’t get me wrong, bihira lang din kasi ang mga mapuputi. Or siguro wala sa probinsya namin.
Me: SM ka na?
Him: Yup! Nasa parking lot. Ikaw?
Me: SM na din, saan tayo magkikita?
Him: Puntahan nalang kita.
Me: Dito ako sa cosmetics section.
Him: Okay, I’ll meet you there.
As usual, I was nervous. Feeling ko di na talaga mababago yung ganitong feeling not unless asawa ko na kikitain ko haha but then again, I’m single and slayin!
So I was near the shampoo section when someone approached me.
Him: Hey!
Me: Hello?
Him: You’re *****?
Me: Sorry but no!
Him: Oh sorry
Me: Hey! I’m just kidding! Nice to meet you!
Him: Ha, niceee! Shall we go up?
Dumiretso kami sa parking lot and I can sense na he was not happy with the joke. We’ll that was something that I needed to do to break the ice.
Me: So, ganito ka ba katahimik?
Him: haha hindi naman, iba ka pala sa personal.
Me: Huh? Why?
Him: You look intimidating, very professional haha
Me: haha really? I guess that’s fair kasi you don’t seem to be the same person as your profile.
Him: hahah yeah! that’s true!
Me: Wait what? Which part is true?
Him: A portion of it.
Me: Whattt? You gotta be joking?! Patingin ng driver’s license mo! I don’t wanna be accused of child abuse.
Him: haha here!
We traded ID’s and true enough, he was younger than his Tinder age. Not from PNP but he’s really single.
Me: Wow naman! Napaka gago! Really? Bakit ganon?
Him: haha why?
Me: Qouta na ako sa mga bebe boy! Ayoko na!
Him: haha what do you mean?
So I started narrating to him my past sexual experiences. I mean what’s the point of hiding it na nasabi ko na sa kanya ang ibang story prior to us meeting in person.
He was just laughing, tawang-tawa sya when I told him I met someone younger and ako pinagbayad sa room nagmukha tuloy akong sugar mommy.
Me: Happy ka din noh?
Him: Natawa lang ako sa stories mo. But kidding aside, you’re cute and smart bakit walang nagtatagal?
Me: I DON’T KNOW! I REALLY DON’T KNOW? charot! Di ko alam, baka di ako appealing enough for a long term fubu.
Him: Talaga ba? Like I said you’re cute and smart, ano pa ba kulang?
Me: haha nahihiya ka pa eh, sabihin mo na! Mataba ako kaya di ako bet ng mga lalaki.
Him: haha that I cannot answer, wala naman akong problema with you. As a matter of fact, gusto kita i-cuddle.
Me: haha galing naman! parang di pa ako familiar sa mga linyahang bebe boy!
Him: Di nga! Pa-cuddle. Matagal na ako di nakapagcuddle eh.
He started grabbing my legs sa loob ng kotse. Tinanggal ko kamay nya.
Me: Ey! Ilang babae na ba nahawakan mo dito sa kotse?
Him: 2 pa lang. Bakit?
Me: As in? Nakakaya mo dito sa loob ng kotse?
Him: haha hawak lang naman, we don’t do sex here kasi di naman din umaabot doon.
Me: What? Eh ano lang ba nangyayari? Bahay-bahayan?
Him: haha hanggang blowjob lang.
Me: haha seryoso? bakit ganon?
Him: Wala eh, yun lang gusto nila. Di naman ako namimilit.
Me: Wow ah! Ang gentleman mo pa sa style na ganyan.
Him: Nakakahiya naman kasi kung sisigaw sila ng rape.
Me: haha gago!
Bigla nya hinawakan ang left boob ko.
Me: Ey! Eyes on the road baka madisgrasya tayo!
Him: Cge na, pahawak lang.
Me: haha ano ba kasi ang gusto mong hawakan?
Him: Yan nga oh!
Sabay turo sa dibdib ko.
Me: Pwede mo hawakan basta wag dito sa kotse mo, baka may dashcam to.
Him: hahah grabe sya, wala ah! But cge, saan mo gusto?
Me: Familiar ka sa ***** Inn?
Him: Nope but turo mo lang so I can drive.
We got ourselves a room and I immediately lay down. I can sense na kinakabahan sya but so was I but I was acting as if hindi. He lay beside me with a little gap.
Me: haha nahihiya ka pa talagang tumabi sa akin noh?
Him: haha oo naman.
Me: Relax, okay lang yan. Isa pa, cuddle lang naman to diba?…