KID – yes, you read that right! And before you can judge me, I already know. History repeated itself!
In my last story, I mentioned that I would not want to be involved with someone younger but here I am settling for someone his age – again!
Oh btw, the way I write my story is the sequence of how I met them.
I guess 7months have passed and the world was battling with COVID when I met him online. This time, I purposely looked for a FUBU to let off some steam. I was so stressed with work that the only thing I can think of those days was SEX.
So, when I went online. I was looking for anyone who’s available after my work hours.
Him: Hello!
Me: Hi!
Him: Musta?
Me: I’m good, how are you?
Him: I’m okay.
The boring conversation changed when he asked what’s a Young Professional like me doing in an app like Tinder?
Me: To be honest, I’m looking for a FUBU.
Him: Oh so you’re single?
Me: Yes!
Him: Ohhh I see.
Me: Why? PagYoung Professional ba dapat may bf?
Him: haha defensive?! Hindi naman, I just asked because you could be elsewhere. I mean, yun nga kung may jowa ka or baka naman din LDR kayo.
Me: Okay. Wala akong bf kaya ako naghahanap ng ka FUBU.
Him: I get it, wag kang magalit haha so bakit FUBU?
Me: FUBU because I had a bad experience with someone I hooked up with.
Him: Tell me about it.
I told him the story of the 22year old guy that I met last 2019. I told him everything and he just laughed.
Me: Tawang-tawa ka talaga ano?
Him: Oo naman, imagine? You offered him a blowjob and hindi na kontento so he intentionally fucked you! haha lalaki nga sya, nabibitin.
Me: Right, so that is why ayoko na sa hook-up. I’m looking for someone who needs what I need but does not demand so much.
Him: Naks naman! Di talaga bf ang hanap mo noh?
Me: haha yung bf kasi makikita mo lang yan kung gusto mo talaga. Okay lang din naman sa akin magka-bf pero dapat he’s COVID free.
Him: Cge nga, ano ba type mo sa lalaki?
Me: Interview? Tito Boy is that you?
Him: Cge na, sa ka FUBU mo nalang. Ano hanap mo?
Me: Hmmmm? Definitely someone older – early 30’s to late 40’s. Single. Stable.
Him: Jowa material din naman pala hanap mo. Hindi FUBU.
Me: haha no! Iba ang jowa material and don’t even ask!
Him: haha fine! so bakit someone older? and single? and stable? Bakit ganyan?
Me: Okay – Someone older because their more mature. Someone Single dahil ayokong hinahabol ng asawa. Stable because we need to share the expenses.
Him: Naks naman talaga! *** ka nga!
Me: haha anong connection ng trabaho ko sa sagot ko?
Him: haha very well said kasi.
Me: haha okayyy
Him: eh pano ba yan? I’m younger than you?
Me: Wait, what?! Ilan taon ka na ba?
Him: I’m 22.
Me: Like seriously?! You went around asking those questions tapos minor ka pa?
Him: Anong minor? I’m 22! Di na minor yan!
Me: Whatever! My point is your 22!
Him: And?
Me: Di ako pumapatol sa mas bata sa akin!
Him: Oh common! Won’t you make an exception?
Me: Exception? Tell me why do I need to make an exception?
Him: Like you said naghahanap ka ng ka FUBU and I’m offering myself. Isa pareho tayo ng hinahanap.
Me: Grabe naman talaga oh!
Him: haha wag mo na masyadong isipin. Ang importante mapagbigyan mo ang sarili mo.
Me: Wow naman, very encouraging!
Him: haha oo naman! Isa pa, I assure you, you won’t regret.
Me: haha confident ka din ano?
Him: hehe yes!
I was so confused! I’m really horny and at the same time stressed. Nakakabaliw. But one thing I really wanted was to fuck.
I had a other options but he was the closest and surest of the all. So I ended up saying yes.
Him: So I’ll see you later?
Me: Yes!
Him: Saan kita susunduin? Sa office mo?
Me: Yeah, pwede na rin.
Him: Okay!
While I was at work, hindi na ako makapagfocus. I was nervous and excited. Nervous because COVID was still high in our city and excited because I missed the feeling.
I guess around 3pm he messaged me saying he’s outside my office building.
Me: Really? Ang aga mo naman!
Him: May pinuntahan so I decided to drop by.
Me: Really ah? Drop by talaga? Di halatang excited eh.
Him: haha Oo na! I’ll just wait for you here.
After knowing that he was outside I decided to leave work that instant. I made an excuse and left the office. Halata tigang si Tita!
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