Much Ado About Luna

After finding Uno in that gay bar, my curiosity led me to look for his counterpart- Luna (in a girly bar). So when the opportunity presented itself, I seized it.

I remember this story because it is bar exam time once again and this happened years ago, when 2 of our officemates took it and the office sponsored a celebration for them to de-stress after the 4th Sunday. When asked how they wanted to de-stress, both guys requested that the celebration be held outside the office, particulary, in a girly bar, as it will be their first time.

So off we went to scout for a girly bar and we ended up in this place along E. Rodriguez. There were a dozen of us officemates, including our MP and OM.

At the entrance, we saw a couple of girls clad in their alluring attire, coyly smiling and beckoning over the guys in our group.

We entered through a blacked out door; the place was dimly lit with the walls painted black; it seemed bare except for a platform stage; and scattered were wooden tables and wrought-iron chairs.

A few customers were already seated, sipping their beers while watching the dancers; others were chatting with the girls seated with them.

Waitress, a young woman, wearing a short skater skirt and a matching halter top, ushered us to our seats, handed us the menu, gave the guys a wink and hurriedly left to tend to other customers. A few minutes after, Waitress came back and took our orders.

The stage was in the center of the bar where about 10 or more girls were dancing at a time while the others were entertaining customers on the tables. We watched as the dancers moved their bodies to the rhythm of the music. Then my officemate whispered:

Popong: Look at that girl. The last one on the left.

Me: Why?

Popong: Dint she know she was dancing tonight?

Me: Bakit nga?

Popong: Alam naman niyang sasayaw siya dami pa niya kinaing kanin! Hahaha!

Me: Sama mo! (Truth be told, she did looked busog.)

The dancers all looked similar- dressed in bunny girl outfits which accentuated their rounded bossoms, narrow waists, wide hips, and long legs.

Now and then, when the dancers shook their booties, the crowd would turn rowdy but good-naturedly.

Then, our orders arrived. Drinks poured in and of course, the crispy pata, came. Crunchy on the outside and moist on the inside served with a soy-vinegar and spices dip. The perfect partner to my Radler beer. Sarap!

A few moments later, a sultry background music was heard and a yellow light came on to spotlight a portion of the stage displaying a shower and a bathtub. The crowd cheered in anticipation, they seemed to know what was coming.

From the bathtub, a bare leg slowly went up the air, being caressed by palms working their way down the length of the leg. More excited cheering from the crowd.

Luna emerged from the tub, slowly turning around deliberately showing off her lacy lavender bikini – 2 triangles of fabric on top barely covering her ample bossom and another 2 triangles of fabric on the bottom, the front covering her genitals and the back, her buttocks. From afar, her silhouette looked like an hourglass.

Luna started a sensual dance swaying her hips from side to side, rubbing her body, and rumpling her already disheveled hair. Her movements were graceful yet, provocative. She danced with much passion. I could hear Popong’s breath coming in gasps. Hahaha!

Luna stepped out of the tub and continued dancing. She seemed oblivious to the excited cheering of the crowd as she approached the chair positioned at the center of the stage. She did a short number using the c…