By the way, I know many of you wonder how or why is it that I’m able to put down lines in tagalog so well, as spoken by the person, and yet my lines are often if not always in bad tagalog. I have a bloody smashingly good memory, and I had help with the writing especially from Lex and the others.
My pilipino has gotten better since, but the manner I speak it got stuck, not that it matters yes? And besides I reckon it is bloody brilliant to not let locals know, that one is quite familiar if not adequately adept with the language, especially in this country.
Anyhoo let’s get the bloody hell right to it.
So that’s how it went, I would be staying with Lex sharing her flat at the “transient house” and she had spent a couple of nights with me at the retreat, attending our seminars, talks, even our town outreaches, posing as my cousin and putting on a smashingly convincing show of being a “good Catholic.” (I deserve an Oscar tee hee – Lex)
She and I would often go shopping or joy-riding whenever I have free time, always being bloody careful with not getting recognized in public or bumping on to anyone we know particularly bo and I got her in the habit of not using nor mentioning each other’s names in public when among other people.
We’ve met a few lovely people, especially a quite lovely young lass, whom we became really close with and eventually became part of our “inner circle”, our “coven”. She was vacationing with her family and occupying a flat in the same motel where Lex is at, we’ll tell you about those later.
Friday, 5 days after the events of Afterdark.
I got an early off after an early morning mass and wee bit of church activities. It was one cloudy and drizzly day, we were out driving in another rental, in the outskirts of the city shopping for souvenirs, we passed along some garden shops and we stopped at one to have a look around.
For a moment everything seemed to go slow-mo as we enter the place, the drizzling became like feathery snowflakes, as the smell and all things in the shop were giving me erotic imageries. There were few customers, storehelps wearing tattered jerseys and shirts bearing the shop logo.
We got a lot of sneaky leering from the people there and dirty mutterings from the workers and customers alike who had thought we were foreign tourists.
“Can you understand what some of these wankers are saying?” I asked in a hushed tone as they were talking mostly in the local dialect.
“Hay naku bakla ” she replied, also in hushed tones “not much cebause English and tagalog lang spoken at home as I was growing up but I learned a little from friends and relatives and from what I can understand, it’s about dibs on the americana or koreana, our legs, our skin so fair and smooth, sarap i-lick, want to squeeze the boobies, the round butts, pussies must be fucking tight.”
“They talk about how many times they can fuck/never get tired of fucking who, fuck, fuck, fucky, fucky, fuck, fuck, blah,blah,blah, yada, yada, yadaah… to put it simply, super-mega-libog-maniac of us estos Hijos de la Gran Puta na ma nga dodong na to(giggling).”
“Oh ok, just as I thought. Sooo they thought I’m bloody American and you, a Korean oi?” I said chuckling with an eyebrow raised. “As I’ve said, I reckon you look more like that Japanese pornstar.” (Tina aka ‘Rio’ Yuzuki nanaman nampucha! – Lex)
“Tangna (chuckling) pang x-rated pa talaga beauty ko, well Korean tourists have become quite common, not to mention the popularity of kpop and dramas, and actually they were also arguing whether you’re a white girl or probably either of the two certain uh celebrities? (giggling)”
“Oh, yay! woohoo!” I said in a sarcastic manner “so even when I’m wearing ray-bans.”
“Ahahaha, but then they likely heard us talking in English so they think you’re American.”
“Oh ok, so they haven’t heard of English accents huh?”
“No ka ba beh!” she said in hushed tone, “Ma nga shonga tong ma nga to, I mean these are simpleton bumpkins, ako nga I still can’t tell Aussie from British accents”.
“That’s alright, England has a lot of regional accents,” I said “and the Australian accent is a tad close to a drunk cockney (Sir Michael Caine is a good example of a cockney accent)”.
“Babe your accent is very sexy, you sound like BBC or Downton Abbey,” she said as her arm went snaking around my waist and then went pressing our sides.
“Queen’s English luv, Queen’s English,” I said winking.
We got followed around and they kept offering assistance and or an item, and we responded nicely by making gestures, smiling, shaking heads, lightly waving hands, uttering “m-mm”
“Mga kuya tumitingin lang kami!” Lex finally said in a melodious and a bit “mataray” tone.
“Ay ma nga penay pala akala ko toresta na ano na poriner….” One of them said, sounding embarrassed, scratching his head as they went sheepishly chuckling. They stopped badgering and became busy with other custeez.
“Sobrang libog na libog palibhasa ma nga pangit na to!” she said gigglingly, almost whispering.
“Sobra na naglilibog na libog (chuckling) fuck, that word sound so cracking and sexy!” I said.
“Supaa-nakaka-arouse wagas ba? ahahaha” she exclaimed.
“Well (glancing at the men) your ripped denim shorties are a tad tight,” I said feeling the sides of the shorts which are not too short on the thighs, “I reckon-I-ehr feel parang na ako nag wear nang pek pek shorts hahaha!” I said, as they’re really a tad tight and fitting, as she is a wee slimmer than I am.
In addition to Lex’s low-rise distressed denim shorts, which I changed into whilst driving, I wore my sleeved upper uniform unbuttoned, with a tad filmy, loose-fit crop v-neck undershirt with few small rips and holes on it, underneath I wore one of her translucent cotton bras, since I didn’t bring any and she said “para di obvious nipples mo, also para litaw cleavage, ganda pa naman nang tatas mo.”
Her bras are a tad smaller cup size so you could just imagine how pushy those were. On my feet were her rubber sandals, ray-ban aviators on, my hair in the usual messy bun.
(since I don’t often wear a bra I would use silicone nipple pasties/covers, well, sometimes)
She’s quite looking hot herself, wearing sexy slim-fit field chino-style shorts, the fresh-from-the-cleaners poet blouse I gave her, underneath she’s also wearing an undershirt and a see-through bra. A pair of Oakleys which she would alternately wear with my photochromatic “Diana Prince” faux-prescription glasses.
(as I’ve told you before it is the same pair as what Gal Gadot wore in Wonder Woman, and I’ve been wearing these as part of my “nun” outfit even before the movie came out)
Her hair in a high-amazon ponytail with a bandana bow and the Greek sandals I bought her. (Anime look itech, super kawaii lola mo! – Lex)
“Eh? ang super hot mo kaya sa shorts ko, ang yummy yummy mooo uhmmmm!” she said going gigil, squeezing my bum, as we we’re walking among rows of plants and garden stuff.
“Oi?! ano ba ikaw!” I exclaimed gigglingly as I try to remove her hand from my butt and she went squeezing even harder, making teasing faces, bite-lipped.
“O ano? Let go or…?” I said teasingly with an eyebrow raised, threatening to pull up her shirt though our backs are turned to the people, and we’re a tad far from them. She went on making teasing faces and squeezing my bum. She then grabbed my crotch and went squeezing getting me groaning and more aroused.
“Babe you really look so hot ang super sexy mo talaga in my shorts! mmmhhh!” she muttered.
“Ay shit!” she uttered giggling when I pulled up her shirt, she stopped her squeezing and lets go of my bums and crotch, “Fuck! ang bad mo bakla tang ina ka!” she said giggling fixing herself whilst looking cautiously over her shoulder at the people behind us who didn’t seem to notice.
“Fuck! this place is really giving me sexual nostalgia” I said chuckling. “Wehh, di nga? (teasing) and why is that bitch (chuckling) super hot expi ba to?” Lex said with a raised eyebrow as she was examining pottery.
“Uhmm medyo, basta..” I said sighing as I look around the place, as sexual tensions build up even more. Lex puts down the item, “Oy girl ano?” she said chuckling whilst dusting off her hands followed with sanitizer and tissues and then she jumped from behind me and went clinging on to me like a fucking monkey, arms and legs wrapped around me.
“Tell me, tell me, tell me…” she went like an annoying alarm clock.
“Ahh fuck, bugger! damn it girl get off me!” I exclaimed as I’m losing my balance.
“Come on bitch, tell me!” She said sounding excited, squeezing me arm as we walk around.
“Seriously?” I said chuckling, shaking my head, “Later nalang pwede? You know I get really hot and wet telling my stories.”
“Ahahah, you have your magic drinks with you naman diba?” she said in a hushed tone and then went looking over her shoulder, giggling. “Tera, orgy na to!”
“Sira! Lukaret kikay ka!” I laughingly yelled.
“Sige naaaa! Come on babe, tell me about it!” she said squeezing and tugging my arm as we walked farther among rows and clumps of plants. She turned her head to look behind us as her hand went sliding around my waist whilst her other hand went slowly crawling to my bosoms.
“Oi bakla, how sexy was it? come on tell me!” she said in a low tone whilst fondling my boobs, getting me more heated up and a tad groaning. “Well it does make me wet and hot thinking about it and this fucking place is adding to the sexual “nostalgia,” I said.
“Was there any hot, cute guy in this?”
“Well, there was, but uhm although…” I said
“Talaga?” she said giggling with excitement “so come on tell me!”
“Oi babe, sweed tayo?!” I said in a hushed tone, also to get her mind off the bloody topic.
“Sige!” She uttered gleefully, “Ok, but what if they smell it?” She said as she was taking out our cigarette case from her bag.
“Di naman siguro,” I said as we went looking over our shoulders, at moving figures screened by hanging plants. “I reckon they’re not familiar with flavored prime cannabis blends” I said taking a chocolate sweedy and lighting it.
We kept on walking, partaking sweed, then went straying off path and got into a wee adventure, going through and over plants, pottery, wooden thingies etc.
“O, where are we na?” are we still inside the shop? Lex said as we came to a very shady area with woodworks like benches, wickers and other garden stuff with a garden stone tile floor. There were also some kid toys strewn about.
“We still are luv,” I said as we look at the things in it “I reckon this is their storage area of a sort as it isn’t easily accessible I reckon we be 14 or 15 yards from the storefront.”
Also, we were screened by dense foliage, lattices, rattan crafts, and opaque ornamental glass panels. Above is a roof that extends over the wall, made of rusty sheets with a very gritty fibre-polycarbon in the middle. The area may be shadowy but it doesn’t smell damp nor musty, just a tad woody, perhaps because of the plants and ample ventilation.
“They can’t hear us from here then,” she said looking behind us “besides hellooo? English, may accent paaa, they’re so fucking dense, di nila tayo maaarok (laughing).”
“maa-what?” I said looking puzzled “what the fuck did you just say?”
“they will not fucking understand us girl!” she replied giggling, blowing out smoke.
“It’s not that, silly girl,” I said frowning, shaking my head, as I take the sweedy from her.
I turn away, taking puffs looking at some plants and stuff. There was this big fancy driftwood bench, a tad similar to the one in Lex’s lodge’s patio, a mesh garden lounge chair one would usually find in posh showrooms, in between were two woodslab stools.
There was an old-looking tall mirror propped on the dividers with very worn and weathered frame, obviously not for sale.
Beside the old mirror hanged a large liquor calendar poster with two women facing each other in very seductive poses wearing only scanty bikini bottoms one looking over her shoulder showing a side/underboob as she holds on and caressing the other girl’s boobies with her fingers cleverly positioned and or pressing on the nipple, so only the areola is showing, her other hand dipping in the bottoms and showing a little of smooth shaven pubis, the other girl propping on a coconut tree, sensually untying the lace of the aforementioned girl’s bikini bottoms with her other hand inside it fondling bum as she pulls it down, showing some bum cheek and a little cleft.
(these models must’ve appeared/featured on either FHM or Esquire, the girl holding boobs has tattoos on her right forearm, and the other bitch pulling down her bottoms has text tattoo on her left side parang kay ellen adarna – Lex)
Lex then went up from behind and puts her arms around me, her head on my right shoulder, lips went pouting as she removes my sunglasses, as we both looked at ourselves in the mirror, both getting turned on by the sexy poster.
“Then what is? Is your story really that hot and sexy, was it with a cute guy or was it with another hot girl like moi?” She muttered, sounding sexy as her hands caresses my arms.
“mhmm” I uttered, getting heated up, savouring the supple feel of her hands on my sides and belly, as I get random erotic images.
She took the sweedy from my hand and with hand caressing my belly she pressed her crotch with my bum. She takes the last puff. as we slowly went turning, bodies swaying, sexual tensions build up even higher, as it is then my turn being seduced by her in a public place, and in the daytime!
“Or, is it because this place is also making you sooo horny babe?” she said in a sexy tone, blowing chocolate scented smoke at me as she flicks the butt away, and began fondling my boobs.
“m-mhh, ohh y-yess…” I uttered, a tad shivering, heart beating really fast, as scented cannabis smoke went like incense,heart beating really fast, as everything seems to have become blurry and going slow-mo.
“Well, my pretty girl, it’s making me libog too!” she murmured, planting soft kisses up my neck, “You think they’ll come here?” she said fondling my boobs.
“I-I reckon not anytime soon.” I murmured swooning at the excitement. “If they do we would know.”
She then slowly unbuttons my shirt, getting me more panting and moaning, as we both get high on love chemicals, a dark chocolate-induced sexual euphoria, an erotic trance that made us both forget all that is around us, blank to the risk of being seen.
“Sooo?” she said teasingly, licking and nibbling my nape and ear, “Did you get all naked and got fucked in a garden shop? You had sex with a cute guy in a place like this?” She murmured, fondling my boobies. “Izzz that how it happened sweety?”
“A-actually I uhh…” I uttered panting, as I get engulfed by a boiling sexual deluge.
She then slowly lifts up my undershirt, knuckles caressing my skin, giving me even more goosebumps.
“H-hey, babe nnhhh…” I uttered, as I held on to her hands but the increasing libog made my hands, my entire body numb and shivering from excitement.
“I know you want this.” She murmured teasingly as she slowly pulls my shirt up above my bosoms and then went fondling my bosoms again, kissing my nape and tongue sliding up my ear, as we look at the moving figures through the slits, leaves and blurry glass. Her hands then went for my bra’s front closure.
“You want them to see these, babe?” She murmured teasingly, licking my ear and sucking the earlobe and then pulling it with her teeth as she undoes my bra.
“Mhh oh b-baby…” I went gasping holding on her hands as they slowly expose my sweaty bosoms to the damp air.
“Let those ugly men see your beautiful titties.” Her voice was so devilishly erotic. “Their eyes popping out and blazing, as they go drooling like animals.”
“Imagine them sucking and squeezing your boobs hard likeravenous beasts. You want that so bad do you (my real name) mmhh?” She murmured whilst her hands went squeezing my bosoms even harder, twisting and pulling the nipples and got them even stiffer, as I get more erotic images, bloody wicked sensual scenes looking at the mirror and the poster beside it.
I turned my head and locked lips with her, kissing torridly totally lost in ecstasy, moaning and whimpering in hushed tones. She then unbuttons my shorts, and slowly unzips them, the sound of which got me more excited and libog (gawd I really love that word!).
She dipped inside my moist knickers and fondled my pussy.”Ohhh my-gawdd g-girl!” she said giggling with excitement, “Oh you are so fucking wet!”
“Mmmhhh!” she uttered as she went sucking her fingers.
Beads of sweat began rolling all over my body as her fingers went loving every inch of my womanhood, whilst her other hand went on loving my bosoms.
I went grunting and groaning as her supple fingers slowly enter me, going deep and making squishing noises.
“Those ugly men are suuper libog na libog for us babe, they are so fucking pent up and they want to fuck us, they want to rape us so fucking bad, mmmhm mhhhh, you fucking want that do you (my real name)? You want them to fuck your tight, wet pussy making you go writhing and screaming as they fuck you, (pushing her fingers hard and deep) fuck you very hard again and again and again!” she muttered sternly, whilst her supple fingers fuck me, going deep and hard.
“Ohhh mgawd y-yess uhhfuckk!” I uttered swooning as warm love juice went dripping down my thighs. I went caressing her sides and bum as we slowly sank on to the driftwood bench.
She went on loving me with her mouth and hands as we sat on the bench, whilst our hips went swaying and rocking, pleasuring her crotch with my bum, whilst my hands went caressing her thighs and sexy puwet.
“Scream for me (my real name), scream for me as the ugly men rape you! fucking you hard again and again, their filthy hard cocks going deep in your tight, wet pussy! filling it with their cum!” her voice was seductively stern , devilishly sexy, as her fingers went fucking me deeper and harder.
“ohh fuck d-damn you, g-girl!” I uttered whimpering,we then went kissing torridly, moaning achingly with burning desire as we go.
Our writhing and turning made my denim shorts to go farther down to my knees, and I went struggling with the temptation of totally taking them off, until finally I gave in, I took them off and they fell on to a stool.
“Ay sheeet! (my real name) uhm babe?” Lex exclaimed a tad panicky but giggling, tapping my face, as we were torridly kissing, she stopped fingering me and quickly pulled my shirt down. We sat there in a frozen state as we’re both got slapped hard back to reality by a bare-footed, half-naked boy looking at us.
He’d got a drippy nose and there were crumbs all over his face, he must’ve been between 3 to 4 years old by our reckoning.
“uhnh-hello there poppie…” I said in a calm voice.
“Where the fuck did he come from?” Lex uttered giggling in a hushed tone.
“I have no bloody idea babe,” I said in a hushed tone, “He could be any of those blokes’ kid”
“yah, pwede, but I don’t remember seeing him earlier,” Lex said. “Same here, so how long d’you think he’s been standing there watching us?” I said
“Uhmm maybe he just got here? mmh?” Lex said shrugging, “still, how was he able to get in here?”There’s no fucking way he’d be able to go over the plants, potteries and stuffs as we did, as he would likely break or disturb something and get us alerted.
I then heard the men talking about us even though their voices were a tad muffled “san na yong ma nga magagandang tesay?” One of them said loudly and then they thought we had already left without any of them noticing, they didn’t know we were parked at a lot just beside their shop. I then heard them say “sayang” as they weren’t able to take pictures or get our numbers.
The voices went fading and until only music can be heard, as they must have taken a break for lunch, and possibly one had stayed behind to watch the store.
“Let’s continue babe!” I said in hushed but excited tone.
“fuck omg, seryoso girl?!” Lex exclaimed giggling “baka mahuli tayo nang ma nga dodong! I mean what if they catch us, what if they come here?”
“Uhm I think they’re on lunch break.” I said and she observed for a wee bit.
“Hmm, seems like it,” she then said “but what about our little friend here? We (giggling) let him watch?”
“Uhmm, yeah?!” I said in a sexy taunting tone, rolling my eyes to the boy, “let’s get crazy!” I uttered burning with excitement.
“tang ina ka ang landi landi mo talaga! you’re such a dirty slut!” she said pinching my arm
her eyes gleaming with excitement.
“You think I’m a dirty slut? you started it you filthy whore!” I said smirking with an eyebrow raised.
“Yeah, you’re a fucking hot and dirty slut,” she said nodding tauntingly “We’re both fucking hot and dirty sluts!” She said in a fainting tone as she brings our lips together.
“m-hmm!” I uttered bite-lipped and we went kissing passionately.
“You want him watching as I do, this?” she said as she slowly pulls my shirt up, exposing my bosoms again.
We went moaning sucking lips as she fondles my bosoms, twisting and pulling the stiff nips.
Her hand then slowly slide down and dipped inside my knickers and got me whimpering and writhing as she suckled my bosoms and her fingers pleasuring every inch of my crotch.
“is he still looking?” Lex asked “mhmm” I uttered nodding.
She then gave a teasing devilish look.
“Ay!” I exclaimed gasping and giggling and I covered my mouth as it was quite loud, as she roughly pulls down my soaking wet panties. We looked at each other teasingly bite-lipped as she slowly pulls it farther down to my knees, we went on kissing as I free myself of my panties and left it hanging on my left thigh.
“Open your legs wide babe” Lex whispered sexily as she gently pushes my thighs open, and I got them wide as I can.
“Yesss, that’s a good girl, just like that” she murmured sexily. “Pakita mo puki mo, let him see your lovely pussy,” she uttered with a tone of desire, looking devilishly sexy, fondling my pussy and then parting the pussy lips with her thumbs. “I want him to see how hot and wet it is!”
“Ohh babe nhh (shuddering breath)!” I murmured achingly.
“is he still watching? is he seeing this?” Lex whispered excitedly and I motioned with pursed lips.
Lex turned and saw the half-naked goblin walking closer, looking very amused, Lex looked at me mouthing “oh my gawd!”
We went on, letting ourselves be overwhelmed by sexual euphoria, becoming willing slaves to our lusts.
My body went grinding sexily, hips rocking and bobbing at the seething hot pleasure of her supple fingers rubbing very hard on my clit and between my pussy lips, as her hot wet tongue went flickering on my nipples.
“mmmhhh (shuddering breath) g-d b-baby deeper, please go deeper” I murmured whimperingly as her fingers went fucking me again, my hips sexily rocking and grinding. She hungrily suckled my boobs as her fingers fuck me very deep and hard.
“Ay shit! (giggling) babe look!” she exclaimed as I was necking her. “Oh-ho-ho my!” I said when I saw the little goblin touching his wee erect peepee.
“He got ti-ga(giggling)ss on us? w-we got him uhm (giggling) how is that possible ehr pwede ba yun?” Lex said sounding titillated and amazed
“Uh yeah? it is quite possible for blokes his age to get visually aroused” I said
“Sheeet! di nga?” she uttered timidly giggling “I mean I thought like when older like 6 or 9-year-old boys can be interested with…”
“Oh shut it!…” I said and locked lips with her and puts her hand to my bosoms. We went on kissing torridly whilst exploring each other’s bodies.
“Unhhh gawd baby we’re so fucking bad, putang ina ang naughty naughty natin shiiittt!” she uttered achingly as I was necking her.
“are we?” I murmured.
“fuck yeah! uhmmm, this is so bad yet so feels so strangely hot and sexy, so fucking kinky!” sounding so fucking titillated.
“I think we should make his pee pee even happier,” I said as I curl her blouse’s lace on my finger then slowly pulls it.
“Hubaran mo ko girl, undress me babe” she murmured achingly “I want him to see me naked”
We went sucking lips as she lets me open her blouse, she lets it fall off her shoulders then smiling wickedly as she teasingly pulls up her shirt and undoes her bra, behaving really hot and sexy, looking at the little imp as she expose her pretty boobs to him.
(for the fucking record, they’re saying kamukha ko si (Rio) Tina Yuzuki, but mas maganda pa boobs ko sa kanya, and hindi po ako mabulbol tseh! – Lex)
I helped her undo her shorts and she took them off along with her wet panties.
“There!” she said smiling devilishly, dangling her shorts and panties and drops them on the bench.
“Nnghh veeah-ry naughty!” I said, and we went kissing torridly, fondling each other’s boobies, our hips went sexily rocking and gyrating, total love slaves to each other, not giving a bloody damn if we get caught.
She then slowly opens her thighs wide, hips sexily bobbing and rocking, as my hand went sliding down, going very erotic very sensual showing her seething nakedness to the wee imp. She opened her thighs even wider as my fingers played with her smooth and very wet pussy, parting the labia.
The kiddie went even closer looking so amused, playing with his stiffy as he watches us go fondling, sucking and licking each other’s bosoms and finger-fucking pussies, going hard and very deep, making our sweet warm love juices go trickling on to the bench.
(Well, he wasn’t playing with his peepee in the manner you guys would, but still, well,
playing).
I then went down and went licking and sucking her dripping pussy, and got her moaning and writhing as more of her sweet nectar went trickling on to the bench.
“Om-g g-girrl uhnngh!” She murmured caressing and gently pushing my head “this is so taboo but feels so fucking hot and sexy! It’s just like when a kid saw you naked and fucking yourself with a big fat hotdog!”
After some minutes of passionate frenching and fondling she went down on me, arms coiled around my thighs as her hot sexy mouth went licking and sucking my pussy, fucking it hard with her tongue, getting my hot love-juice to pour out profusely and on to the ground.
She then slowly went crawling up, kissing and licking, spending some minutes suckling each of my bosoms and then went frenching with me.
“Do you want me to fuck you as he (eyes rolling to the kid) watch babe?” she uttered in a devilishly sexy tone whilst squeezing my bosoms.
“Do it!” I said, we again went kissing torridly as she rubs herself on me, she held my hips and went squeezing and kneading them as she fucks me with her wet pussy.
“Uhmmm shitt, ang sarap mo talaga girl, I really love fucking you!” She uttered aching with desire, as her sexy round bums went bobbing and rocking between my thighs.
“You want me (shuddering breath) to fuck you hard?” She said pantingly, staring devilishly.
“Uhmm, yesss! fuck me hard!” I yelled achingly.
She got on to the bench and I wrapped my legs around her, her hands slide to my bum and went squeezing and kneading as our hips went sexily gyrating with each other.
“Oh my gawd you’re so beautiful, (her real name)!” I said achingly with desire, whilst feeling her gorgeous body.
“Yeah? you (shuddering breath) think I’m hot?” she said pantingly as I feel her sweet warm juice as it went oozing more from her pulsing love hole.
“Yess, you’re super hot babe,” I said as my hands went sliding to her bosoms, “I’m so fucking hot and wet for you!”
“T-talaga? libog na libog ka sakin?” she murmured achingly with excitement.
“Yes, I’m so fucking libog of you!” I said almost clawing her bosoms.
“Nakakalibog ka din sobra girl, tang ina shit ang ganda ganda moo!” she murmured achingly as her hands went sliding to my bosoms.
“Super libog na libog ako sayooo!” She said clawing my boobies.
Ahhh shiiit!” she exclaimed whimpering as I twist and pull her very stiff nipples.
“Suck them babe! suck my boobs really hard!” she said achingly whilst looking at the little urchin, “let him watch you suck my boobs as I fuck you!”
I hungrily suckled her bosoms, caressing her all over, getting her moaning and whimpering. Hot sweet nectar went spurting from our pulsing fleshy flowers with her every hard thrust.
“Oh gd that feels so good (my real name), ohh tang ina mo, ang sarap mo talaga girrlll! ang sarap, sarap nang puki mooo!” she uttered achingly with burning desire whilst staring hungrily into my eyes. We took turns sucking and licking bosoms as she went on fucking me with blazing passion.
We both seem to hyperventilate as Lex continue to fuck me, going harder and faster, our moaning and groaning went even louder, as well as the squishing noise our hot and very wet pussies make. Beads of sweat went rolling all over our bodies as they go into spasms.
“Uhmm (my real name) ang sarap mo talaga! Shittt ohhh, your pussy so hot and wet, ang sarap sarap talaga nang puki mo girlll!” she uttered loudly with fiery desire, whimpering in ecstasy.
She went even faster and harder got us both whimpering, our eyes welling up as we come closer to orgasm.
“Oh gawdd, this is so fucking wrong!” She muttered achingly “but I feel so very sexy doing it with you mmhhh! I feel so damn hot and sexy making love to you with a kid watching!”
“mmhhh I-I love you too you (her real name)!” I uttered whimpering and sobbing.
“You’re my bitch, (shuddering breath) my hot sexy bitch!” she said pantingly.
“Yes, I’m your bitch!” I yelled sobbing.
“You’re my bitch, uhhh, as I am yours babe!” she yelled tears falling.
She then went slowing down and we stared into each other’s eyes, a tad shaken, after hearing a voice calling someone’s name.
“B-babe? uhnn?” Lex uttered sounding nervous as the voice become louder. I shushed her putting a finger on her lips, as I try to observe. I then motioned to Lex with my face to where it’s coming from, to my reckon about a few yards to my right, but not in the shop.
“Keep fucking me, baby!” I muttered as I was necking and fondling her boobs, and she went on fucking me, as we go fondling and suckling each other’s bosoms.
The boy then turned to the direction of the voice as it is a tad clearer and I saw a figure moving from a distance filtered by the foliage and lattices.
“Fuck it!” we both muttered in shuddering breaths, discarding any shred of inhibition.
“Uhmm I d-don’t (shuddering breaths) care if we-uhh g-get caught!” She said gasping and then grabbed my bum, kneading and squeezing as her sexy hips went rocking faster, our hot sloshy pussies grinding harder than ever. “Let them see this, tang ina magpakantot tayo girl!”
“I can’t stop (panting and gasping) fucking you! your pussy feels so hot and sooo wet, my pussy feels burning with yours, uhhhh!” She uttered as we look into each other’s eyes with aching, burning desire,
“Yess baby, uhnnh( shuddering breaths) don’t stop!” I said gasping, sobbing, my hands sliding down her bum, squeezing and pushing it “yes harder, fuck me harder!”
“Let them see us, uhmm yeah! let them fuck us! mag-pa rape tayo girl uhhh! I want them fucking us again and again!” she yelled as we went moaning and gasping whilst clawing at each other bums.
We stared achingly at each other’s eyes, hyperventilating, bodies suffering intense erotic convulsions as we’re seconds away from a big orgasm.
“I love you babe (panting and whimpering) so fucking much, I feel so sexy with you” she whispered. We went kissing torridly, moaning and whimpering with tears as we both came hard, hot sweet-smelling love juices went gushing forth from our pulsing pussies and went dripping down our thighs and puddling on the bench.
“Oh my gawd, oh my gawdd shit I love you giiirrrl! I fucking love you so much, ohh gawd I love you so much, babe!” We kept saying pantingly as we kiss and feel each other, warm juices still pouring from our pulsing pussies.
“Sarap ba girl?” she whispered, still on top of me, running her index finger on my cheek and lips “do you like me (pressing her pussy with mine) fucking you?”
“Oh m-gd yesss!” I said squeezing her bum “You’re ssssuper hot, ang sobra sexy mooo uhmmm!” and she went giggling.
“Ahahaha super nakakalibog ka din, sheeet libog na libog ako sayo ang ganda- gandamooo-uhmmmh!” squeezing my face going gigil.
“Basang basa ma nga puki natin girl, ang sarap sarap naman kasi talaga nang puki mo bakla, ang tamboookkkuhmmm!” she said grinding our pussies hard.
We went passionately kissing whilst rubbing our bodies together, and we suddenly stopped as the voice became really loud and clear, and the figure is a lot closer.
“Oh my godsshit!” We both exclaimed, she quickly pulled down my shirt and then became lost, and kept uttering “oh my gd, oh my gd, shit, shit” whilst shaking her wrists.
“Babe! (real name) Oi!” I uttered as I give her gentle slapping on the face which was enough to bring her round. I fixed her bra and she pulled down her shirt and then we hurriedly put our shorts back on.
We got up from the bench and as we were zipping up, a head appeared from behind our covers, and we quickly turned our backs.
It revealed to be a scrawny looking old man about 60-ish to our reckoning.
(pero parang boses manang palengkera, so I can’t tell if ale or whatever yung padating – Lex)
“Huy ano na naman ginagawa mo detong bata ka? leka na kakain na tayo!” the man said to the boy as Lex was stuffing her panties in her pocket.
We were so sweaty our undershirts went clinging to our bodies, we closed each other’s shirts but no time to lace and button up, so we just folded our arms.
“ay may tao pala” he said nodding sheepishly looking at us.
“Babe!” Lex uttered motioning with her mouth and eyes to my panties which were still hanging on my left knee, I leaned on her as I casually pull them off and scrunched them in my hand.
“uhmm kakaheya nakeketa mo pa tutoy mo sa ma nga magagandang dalaga” the old man said chuckling as he pulls up the kid’s shorts. “Lika na aales pa tayo!” the kid then went pointing at us, chuckling, uttering gibberish, and the lolo went looking puzzled.
I stuffed my knickers in my pocket and we walked a few feet away, lighting up slimmies.
“Shit tang ina that was too close, muntik na tayo mahuli ni lolo!” Lex said giggling in a low tone and looking a tad shaken.
“I remember (blowing out smoke) you said something earlier about you wanting us getting caught and raped?” I said chuckling with an eyebrow raised.
“Like yaahh, hellooow?! We we’re so frickin’ hot and wet as in we say stupid things when we climax and close to cumming?”
“Is that how you roll when you and your boyfriend do it?” I asked.
“Na-ah, I told you I wasn’t like this whenever I have sex, I barely talk and just go moaning, because of you, sex became more exciting, I’ve never experienced such gushing orgasms.”
“And nagkakantot ka with no condoms, and cumming hard getting creampied!” I said chuckling.
“At uber pangit na thunder pa omgee! Aieeee!” she said, “Tapos going so bold and daring in public places, I still can’t get over what I did kanina, what we did, never thought I would be that wild with a kid watching, tang ina ang landi landi ko! NATIN!” and she cackled with laughter.
“Sooo what if we got caught nikanina?” I said
“Eh? di ba we went very x-rated pa nga while he watched?”
“Ay gaga!” I said chuckling “What I meant was, what if we were caught doing it by those blokes, or by that old man?”
“Ahh” she said nodding “Ok.”
“Would you want us get sausage-stuffed?”
“Hahaha, tang ina shit! gang-rape!” she said blowing out smoke “I don’t know, ikaw, what do you think girl?”
“I reckon you would.” I said and she cackled even more with laughter.
The wind went blowing and opening our shirts, and we went moaning as we savoured its moist, cool feel, flavored with the scent of the garden.
“Uhmmh sheeet, ang sarap nang hangin!” Lex uttered with outstretched arms.
“Oi girl, where’s your bra?” she then asks as she saw my wet undershirt clinging to my bare bosoms.
“Uhmm…” I uttered patting myself as we look around, we flicked our slimmy butts away and walked back in the shed as the old man was brushing crumbs off the kid’s face.
“Hoy girl ano ka ba?” Lex said giggling as she was closing my shirt, as hers was already laced up.
Lex saw my bra on the corner of the bench and she stealingly grabbed it.
“Apo nyo sha kuya?” Lex asked the old man as she stuffs the bra in her back pocket with the straps hanging out.
The old man said the boy is his apo sa pamangkin and his nanay’s cousin works in the shop, or was it he partly owns the shop, ah fuck it! never mind – Lex.
We waved goodbye to the kid and we followed them to see how they got in. The old man had to bend low to go through some obstacles and then walked sideways along the wall. We then saw a part of the wall were many ornamental plants and orchids hang was actually a big wood-framed metal sheet door with a latch and padlock, and we’re actually beside a settlement, but the houses were a tad far from each other.
The ground on the other side is higher and anyone could easily look down on the shed if they would be leaning over the ditch.
We lit up a sweedie to partake, an appledisiac blend, Lex’s favorite flavor.
“Fuck di natin to napansin kanina?!” Lex exclaimed after taking a puff, bending as she went examining the wall.
“What is it luv?” I said.
“Here o,” she said pointing to the wide part of the wall behind our “love” bench that we didn’t notice earlier, is made with screenwall breeze blocks.
“We may not have noticed it because there are these pieces of wood works like rattan and other rubbish hanging and leaning on it, and only now because it became brighter on the other side.” I said. “Or perphaps because we were so fucking libog to notice it?”I said and we went chuckling.
“Shit may nakakita kaya satin? ehr did anyone see us?” Lex said giggling with her arms folded, bending down to examine it closer.
“Hmm, come to think of it, parang out of the corner of my eye, I saw a couple of heads looking down on us ,” I said smirking.
“Sheeet di nga girl?” She said looking worried.
“or was it from the corner of my eye I saw moving figures of blokes who seem to be peeping from behind the screen wall?”
“Naman girl eh, totoo ba to?” she said chuckling but frowning and then taking a puff.
“Just messing with you babe (chuckling), or am I?” I said
“nghhh!” she uttered frowning, pinching my side.
“Don’t fret about it luv, It’s quite shadowy here, and bright on the other side, and there is these rubbish on the screenwall, let alone (craning my neck) those fucking thingies on the other side. So it’s very unlikely somebody were able to see or notice what were doing earlier, unless they’d really come close, but then again there’s a ditch.”
There were things propping on the other side of the screenwall like what appeared to be rusty metal beams, pipes, a big piece of broken-off concrete. I also saw that on the other side of the road, there is a wide empty lot that extends to a grassy field.
“Nonetheless very exciting yes?” I said giggling, exhaling smoke.
“what if someone really saw us? What if we got caught?”
“Well they’ve enjoyed a really hot and sexy show” I said chuckling
“Shonga! I mean like yung old man or anyone else” Lex said.
“Well what if hmmm?” I said with an eyebrow raised. “were you serious about us getting gang-raped?”
“Haliparot ka! (cackling) Oy girl you should button up, kitang kita kaluluwa mo!” she said
“kita uh what?” I said looking puzzled
“I’ts a figure of speech, I mean you’re so fucking exposed, your insides are showing, like your soul.”
“it’s mainit” I said
“Kikay ka anong maiinit? litaw na litaw boobs mo! your wet shirt is clinging on to them, at least wear a bra, here o…” she said as she was reaching for her backpocket.
“maybe later luv” I said.
Minutes I became naughty and pulled my shirt up, exposing my breasts.
“Oh I fucking love the feel of moisty breeze on my naked boobies!” I said loudly, shaking my tatas, almost touching the screenwall, making teasing faces, as there were some passers-by, including a magtataho.
“Shit, ang kikay mo talaga!” Lex said frowning in a hushed tone, as she pulls down my undershirt. “What if someone sees you?”
“Well it’s very likely someone did see us doing it, going very hot and sexy nikanina, and we became quite loud” I said as I wrap my arms around her pulling her to me as she takes a last puff and puts out the sweedy.
“Hay naku! tseh!” she said, very annoyed, arms folded.
“You were so hot nikanina babe, ang sexy mooo!” I murmured whilst planting soft kisses on her and caressing her bums, pressing our bodies.
“Oo na!” she said blushing, trying not to smile.
“You were so fucking hot and sexy” I said as my mouth went exploring her neck and she went moaning.
She coiled her arms around my neck and we went frenching, getting libog again.
Her head went turning, moaning eyes closed as I was necking her, and undoing the lace of her blouse.
“N-no babe, (shuddering breath) s-stop!” she said giggling, holding my arms as I pull her shirt up I continue necking her,”Uhmm girl b-baka may makakita satin, uhhhgh” She murmured pantingly, “We might be uhnghh seen!” she said in fading tone.
Her arms went hanging limp, as I undo her bra and expose her breasts as we look at a passer-by. “I’m so fucking libog for you (her real name) I want you, babe, I want you so bad!” I whispered, necking and fondling her bosoms.
“T-talaga?” she said achingly, giving in to libog, she then went fondling my bosoms.
We went kissing torridly as I take off my button sleeved shirt and then throwing it away and it fell on potted leafy ornamental plants. (Caladiums to be exact)
“Babe uhmm” she murmurs whilst we suck lips, as she lets me take off her blouse.
“B-baka bumalik yung lolo.”
“Then let’s give him a really hot show.” I said heating up with excitement,as I threw her blouse to where my shirt is, that is over the clumps of caladiums.
“Baka di kayanin ni lolo at atakehin sa puso” she said giggling with excitement.
“What now?” I said, necking her whilst undoing her shorts.
“Sabi ko I worry we might give him a heart attack!” She said gigglingly and we went back kissing passionately.
“Are you wet for me girl?” she murmured teasingly.
“Always babe uhmmh” I murmured back as we continue to suck lips.
“Let’s see then,” she murmured with an eyebrow raised as she undoes my shorts and then dips her hand in.
“My gawd babe, you are super wet again!” she exclaimed in a titillated tone, fondling my pussy. Her thighs then went squeezing as if she needed to pee “oh my gawd shit! tang ina ako din girl, mababasa shorts ko!” she uttered giggling.
It didn’t take long for us to get very heated up again, to be very fucking libog for each other.We look achingly at each other’s eyes, not uttering a word, the sexy sounds coming from our mouths and pussies, is fucking enough to mean that we both want to cum hard again.
“Hubad tayo girl, let’s take all our clothes off!” she then said, eyes welling up with excitement.
“Baka may magkakikita sa atin?” I said devilishly taunting,
“So?” She replied, with an eyebrow raised. She then slowly pull my shirt up, exposing my boobies, looking at two blokes who were talking and laughing as they go walking pass near the wall. “Gusto ko hubad tayo, let’s get completely fucking naked!” she uttered fondling my boobs, “I want to be totally naked with you.” She then takes off her undershirt.
She then pulls me to her by my nape and we went frenching as she roughly pulls my shorts down my thighs exposing my crotch and bum. She lets me take off her bra and we threw it and her undershirt to where our blouses were but each went hanging on to some plants.
We’re still kissing torridly as I made her sit on the fancy dark brown-lacquer mesh chair which was on an angle almost facing the screenwall. Still kissing, she took off her sandals and got her feet up on the chair.
I pulled her shorts off and dropped them on a woodslab stool. I stood up and took off my undershirt and shorts and also dropped them on the stool. She went teasingly bite-lipped as she slide her hands down my naked body. She then took my hands and pulls me to her.
“C’mere sexy!” she said very excitedly, as I get on the big lounge chair with her. “Tang ina shit ka girl, your body so fucking nakakalibog talaga!” Lex uttered swooning as we went kissing torridly, whilst feeling and rubbing bodies, her feet caressing my legs, we went moaning loudly, burning with fiery desire as beads of sweat went rolling on our naked scorching hot bodies.
“B-babe, there are people” She then murmured, giggling with excitement and I heard laughing and shouting of men and children coming from the other side of the wall.
“Do you want to stop?” I said as I was necking her.
“N-no, uhnhhd-don’t stop, (shuddering breath and giggling) they don’t seem to notice us, just uhh passers-by.”
I went kissing, sucking and licking down her body, she went moaning loudly with her body sexily writhing and arching.
“Ohh babe ang sarap, ohhh gawd grabeehh ang sarap shit!” She uttered whimpering, her lovely hips gyrating and rocking, thighs squeezing, as I hungrily suckled her bosoms whilst my fingers fuck her, sweet-smelling love juice went oozing from her pulsing puki.
I got on the footrest, her body kept swaying sexily as she slowly spread her thighs. I parted her pussy lips and watched her lovely contracting lovehole.
“B-babe, p-please…” she uttered in a begging tone with an aching look with her eyes welling up, her fingers caressing my face. “I want them to watch as you eat my pussy!”
I looked at her fiercely as I began lapping her, tonguing from her anus and then hungrily sucking her stiff clit and pubis.
“Ohhh gawd, that feels so good babe ohh fuck, tang inaaa mo girl!” she uttered gasping, and whimpering, her body went twisting and arching even more as I went fucking her with my tongue, getting it deep in her sweet love hole as I can.
I went on eating her hot wet puki, sucking and licking her sweet warm juices whilst clawing at her bum, with her legs over the arm rests, running her fingers through my hair, gently pushing down.
With the footrest joined with our “love” chair we went scissoring with passionate kissing, fondling and suckling bosoms, pushing and clawing each other’s bums.
“B-babe,” Lex uttered whilst necking me, “Are there people outside? (shuddering breath) madami bang tao?”
“Yess sweetie, unghh!” I replied in shuddering breaths “I’m seeing uhmmh men, and a few kids.”
“Yeah? puro sila guys?” She said sounding titillated,
“Mhmm” I uttered.
“Then I want them to see this, I want them to see our hot naked bodies, I want the ugly bastards watching us and take out their filthy cocks and go masturbating to us!” she uttered achingly.
“I want that too, babe, gawd I want that to happen so bad” I said achingly.
We went on, kissing and fondling relishing the very erotic fantasy of men and kids clamoring as they go watching us through the screenwall, feasting their lecherous eyes on our naked hot bodies and wanking to us.
“Sweetie,” I murmured whilst we kiss “what if they come here, those men outside, or the shop workers catching us naked?”
“Magpa-rape tayo babe!” She replied achingly “Magpakantot tayo! (shuddering breaths) I want them to rape us, violate our bodies!” She said as her fingers slowly enter my pulsing lovehole.
“Oh my gawd babe, gusto ko, gusto ko magkakantot tayo nila ohh I want that so bad, I want to get raped with you!” I uttered whimperingly, aching, burning with desire as I also finger her pulsing puki.
“Yesss, gusto kong makantot tang ina! I want our beautiful bodies get violated!” She murmured whimpering with tears falling, her hips, her entire body writhing sexily as our our fingers go very deep and hard fucking each other’s pussies.
“I want us to get raped, by those ugly men, (shuddering breaths) by kids! I want them going like ravenous demonic beasts all over our lovely naked bodies,” she uttered gasping, sobbing with desire “I want to see them taking turns raping your gorgeous body, fucking your lovely tight and wet pussy, as I also get violated, be raped again and again!”
“Pakita mo puki mo girl, show them your very lovely pussy” She uttered burning with passion.
My hips slowly went gyrating sexily as I open my thighs, relishing at the fantasy of those men and kids outside, watching, clamoring and pleasuring themselves to us.
“Ohhh gawd, (gasping and swooning) that’s it babe, show them that hot and wet pussy!” She said achingly. “Ohhh shit tang ina ka girl ang sexy mo talagaaa!”
“Show them your body sweetie,” I said as we kiss “Let them to see your beautiful nakedness.”
“Yesss, uhmmh I want them to,” She uttered achingly eyes welling up as she slowy turn to the screenwall, spreading her thighs, hips slowly gyrating, sexily rocking and bobbing.
“Ohh baby, gawddd (her real name) I love you so much!” I said with tears falling as well
“I love you too (my real name) so so much!” She uttered whimpering and we pulled each other by the nape and went locking lips.
Later we did a 69, with me on the chair and her on top of me.
We know many of you would be wondering how we were able to do it on a mesh or wicker chair, well it is rounded, with the back rest pretty much inclined like a pool chair. It looks as if it was actually designed to allow any sexual activity regardless of position, but it would be a tad more comfy if we had cushions on it.
We went on hungrily eating each other’s pussies, whilst clawing bums, totally lost with each other, no bloody qualms about getting caught, or perhaps not only because we think we had the place to ourselves, but also the people outside were oblivious to the seethingly hot action happening on the other side of the wall.
We went on until we both climaxed. She then got up and straddled me, and went hungrily suckling my bosoms as she rubs herself on me and then we went kissing passionately, tasting sweet lovejuice from other’s mouths as we continue rubbing bodies.
We then went tribbing again,necking, moaning loudly whilst clawing each other’s bums and bosoms. Our hips went rocking and swaying sexily, hot and dripping wet pussies squishing loudly as we grind them harder than before.
“Uhh shiiit babe, gusto kong ma-rape, tang ina gusto kong makantot!” Lex uttered whimpering as we go grinding even harder and faster.
“Gusto ko (her real name), gusto ko sila magkakantot tayo!” I also uttered, panting and whimpering and then we slide our hands down to each other’s crotches and two fingers slowly went snaking in the pulsing loveholes.
“Yesss (my real name), I want their cocks going deep and hard in our pussies!” she uttered panting and sobbing, as our crotches went grinding and squeezing hard, pushing our fingers even deeper “I want to watch them raping you habang kinakantot din ako!”
“Uhmmmh yess, I want them cumming inside our pussies” I said pantingly, as hot spurts went from our pulsing pussies with each hard thrust of our fingers. “I want their tamod in our pussies!”
“I (shuddering breath) want that too girl, I want our pussies get filled, I want our pussies oozing with their hot cum!” She uttered in an aching tone as our hips went rocking sexily to the fingers fucking each other’s pussies.
We went kissing torridly, whimpering and moaning, grunting, and groaning loudly with tears falling, as again our hot love juices went gushing forth from our pulsing love holes and drowning our hands.
We went on finger fucking and kissing as warm sweet cum keep oozing out of our swollen pukis until we became weak and numb from exhaustion, and we went on kissing passionately as we slowly sank on the chair.
We lay there, side by side on the chair, gasping and panting, sucking lips and petting as moist breeze blowing through the screen wall caress our sweaty bodies.
“I love you so much (my real name)” she murmured running her index finger on my lips.
“I love you too (her real name) so so much.” I murmured back, making circles around her nipple which was still stiff.
“Tibong tibo talaga ako sayo girl, tang ina mo, grabeh nakakalibog wagas ka talaga!” she said gigglingly, pinching my cheek and I went taunting her bite-lipped.
“Kainis ka talaga!” she said gigglingly in an annoyed tone. “Ganda mooo! uhhmmmmh!” she uttered squeezing my boob and twist-pulling the nipple.
We again shared a passionate kiss. “I cummed so fucking hard for you babe,” she murmured as we suck lips, and toe-caressing each other’s legs.
“I cummed very hard for you too sweetie,” I murmured sliding my hand to her pussy “You made me cum hard fucking me nikanina.”
“Yeah? Talaga?” she said blushing and giggling, sounding titillated sliding her hand to my pussy. “Eto kasi eh, ang sarap sarap talaga nitooo, ang tamboook! mmhh-mmhh!” she uttered making cute taunting faces bite-lipped, whilst going gigil on my pussy.
“Baby?!” She uttered frowning but smiling, as my fingers began rubbing hard on her clit and between her pussy lips. She then made taunting faces bite-lipped, grunting as she does the same to my puki.
“I reckon we better get out of here …” I said after we got rested.
“Yah, let’s!” Lex said sounding mataray. “Tara na at baka magkaroon pa nang round 3, and talagang ma (chuckling) gang-rape tayo nang tuluyan.”
We got ourselves off the chair, and went stretching, we saw that we got a lot of creases, and red chair marks all over, as we went cleaning up each other with wet naps.
We put on knickers and shirts and sat on the stools whilst we continue to smoke the apple sweedy and sharing a bottle of watermelon drink as we look out the screen wall.
“Hmm ok ah, parang wala pang tao sa shop” Lex said blowing out smoke.
“Yeah I think so too luv, but I’m hearing faint music” I said
“Baka may naiwan to watch the store, narinig kaya tayo girl?” she said chuckling.
“Maaaybe!” I said tauntingly as I take a puff.
“Lukaret!” she said chuckling as she roughly takes the sweedy from me.
“But what if talaga tapos nakita tayo, hubad na hubad and naglalandian wagas?!” she uttered giggling “tang ina ang super swerte ni dodong, first class x-rated live show!”
“Aaand gusto mo magkakantot ka?” I said squeezing her thigh
“(laughing) ikaw muna, panoorin ko kayo!” she said cackling. “Hayaan kong muna magpakasasa sa katawan mo yung pangit!”
“Huh?” I said brow creasing.
“(Laughing) I said, I’d let the ugly bastard have his fun on your body first!” She said pinching my side, “and very sure ako, he won’t be interested in fucking me after that!”
“Reaahhly now?” I said blowing smoke.
Lex then stood up from her stool and went stretching and then walked towards the screenwall, she got herself really close as in only a few inches between her and the wall and began behaving whorishly to the people on the other side, pulling her shirt up exposing her sweaty boobies, fondling herself all over as she went dancing seductively to some bloody cheesy pop music coming loudly from somewhere, but I must say she went a bloody lot sultrier than any stripper. (Naman! – Lex)
“What bloody fuck are you doing girl?” I said chuckling arms folded.
“Woooo!” she uttered repeatedly, going very loud, dancing naughtily, turning, swaying shaking her tushy with arms raised and then she cackled with laughter.
“Who’s the haliparot now?” I yelled laughing and she continue going loud and very malandi, not giving a fucking damn if anyone might see her. She then stopped and went leaning towards the wall as she pulls her shirt down, and I saw two short figures standing outside the wall and then the other went on walking leaving the shorter one and then I heard trickling sounds. Lex went stooping with her arms crossed, pressing on her bosoms as she cautiously looks out the wall.
“Ay girl, come dali!” She then said in a hushed voice but giggling with excitement like a silly little girl as she pulls me to her.
“Alright, alright, what the bloody fuck is it?!” I said chuckling, brow creasing as I get up from the stool and she shushed me, giggling.
“Hoy, dong pssst!” she uttered in a hushed voice to the figure on the other side and can’t bloody stop giggling as I come closer.
I saw a boy squatting at the edge of the ditch looking at us, who was a lot older than the other kid earlier. He looked very gobsmacked, mouth gaping seeing two hot girls just in their shirts and panties.
Lex moved aside some stuff on the screenwall, revealing a few broken blocks with gaps and again went dancing provocatively, teasing and fondling herself all over much to the boy’s delight. He got on the piece of broken concrete in the ditch and went leaning on the screenwall with hands over each side of his face to get a better view of us through the gaps.
Lex took a long puff of the sweedy and went teasingly blowing smoke on to the boy’s face. She continue to dance sexily as she puts a put foot up on the bench and slowly slides her hand, dipping inside her panties whilst her other hand fondle her bosoms inside her shirt. Her hips went rocking and swaying sensually as she plays with her pussy and boobs.
She then went slowly turning, pulling her shirt up, sexily exposing her back and then went full 360 facing the boy again, the boy’s eyes widened even more with excitement as she was showing underboobs with her shirt pressing and pulling her nipples, and then his eyes welled up as all of Lex’s boobs went popping out. She went on dancing provocatively as she plays with her bosoms.
She then turned to me, “Landiin mo ko girl dali!” She murmured giggling and we each took long last puff of the sweedy and she flicked it out of the wall and then put my hands to her bosoms.
She went necking and caressing me all over as I sensually played with her bosoms, twisting and pulling the stiff nipples. I also got overwhelmed with burning excitement and had my body swaying fucking seductively her, as we go necking, kissing torridly and fondling each other all over, as the boy watches with delight.
“Hubad tayo girl” she then murmured passionately, as she went necking and fondling me.
“Shirts off? you sure ok with the little wanker?” I whispered giggling with excitement.
“No, let’s take them all off, as in hubad lahat girl!” she murmured staring at me devilishly sexy and giggling with excitement, “Let the little wanker see us butt naked!”
“Ok, so you want us to go very x-rated as he watch hmm?” I uttered, beaming devilishly.
“Oh, hell yeah!” she also uttered devilishly, brows twitching, and we went tonguing and lips-sucking as we go undress each other.
She slowly pulls my shirt up, exposing my boobs in the same manner as she did hers, much to our peeping tom’s delight. She then went suckling and clawing my bosoms as we take our shirts off and dropping them on the stool.
She then slowly went down on my body, going really sultry, licking sucking, caressing, teasing the boy as she teasingly pulls down my knickers, and then roughly pulls them down to my knees.
I freed my legs of my panties and she puts them on the stool and then had me put a foot up on the bench.She parted my pussy lips and I moved closer, with my hips slowly grinding, so as to give the boy a better view of my hot and flushing pussy.
“Yess, that’s it girl show him your pussy!” Lex murmured.
Lex then had her tongue go licking and flickering on my pussy, whilst looking teasingly at the boy. My hips went swaying and rocking sexily, one hand pushing her head, the other fondling my bosoms. She then had two fingers fucking my pussy as she suck and lick it, and it didn’t take long for love juice to go dripping down my thighs.
We went back to kissing torridly and fondling, and the boy was really pressing his face and his scrawny arms were able to fit through the gaps of some blocks.
We then decided to take it up a notch and go interactive, so we went leaning closer to the wall and let the kid fondle our bosoms, getting us even more excited and burning with intense libog.
We went grunting and groaning at the seething sensation of swarthy little hands greedily squeezing and clawing our boobies and if he were able stick his entire head through the gap in the wall we would’ve let him suckle us as well.
Our hands then slowly went sliding to our crotch and as our keep on grinding. She then pulls her knickers to her thighs and we parted our pussy lips, and then two fingers slowly went snaking into each other’s lovehole, and we went fingering, kissing, suckling and fondling much to the bloody delight of our very happy peeping Tom, getting those fucking greedy hands of his to go clawing and squeezing even harder!
We went on as more passers-by come and go, oblivious to the very x-rated activity being enjoyed by a fucking minor.
We then move our “love” chair closer to the screen wall and I got on it first. “C’mere sexy!” I said teasingly, mimicking her “Ay!” she exclaimed gigglingly as I pull her to me, and then I went slowly sucking, licking, and kissing down her body as I take off her soaking wet knickers. Her hips went rocking and bobbing as she shows her wet pussy to the kid.
“Go, babe mmh eat my pussy as he watch!” she uttered achingly, parting her pussy lips.
I went a tad more ravenous on her pussy, sucking it hard and fucking it with my tongue, whilst her body sexily went swaying as she teasingly fondles her titties, looking at the boy. I got her more dripping wet and then I slowly went crawling, licking and sucking up her body.
“I want you to fuck me baby,” she said in an aching tone, as we were kissing and rubbing bodies, eyes welling with desire, “I want him to watch as you fuck me hard with your lovely pussy!”
“Yeah?.” I murmured as I finger and lick her pussy.
“Yeah, fuck me hard as he watch!” Lex uttered with a wickedly excited look.
“Fuck me baby! Hurry, take me! fuck me hard as he watch!” she begged whimpering. I held her lovely hips as I press my pussy hard with hers.
“Ohhh gawd, babe, shit!” she uttered gasping, grabbing my arms as I ram her hard, hot juices went spurting from our pulsing pussies.
She locked her legs around me, and went hanging on to me with her arms coiled around my neck, moaning and sobbing loudly with tears falling as her head went turning, her body convulsing, writhing with intense passion.
I went clawing her bum, as I go harder and faster, “Yess harder, baby, fuck me harder! putang ina girl, awwww sheeeett ang (shuddering breaths) sarap sarap nang puki mooo!” she uttered gasping clawing my bum.
We went on fucking, whilst looking teasingly at the boy and the passers-by from behind the wall, both relishing the fantasy of more men and little boys watching us, all clamoring as they go watching through the screenwall, feasting their lecherous eyes on our seething nakedness, whilst pleasuring themselves.
She then went necking whilst clawing and suckling my boobies, whimpering with desire. The hot spurts from our pussies became more intense with my every thrust, our pussies making loud sucking and squishing noises.
“Are (shuddering breaths) you enjoying this babe?” I said
“Fuck yeah, babe (panting) this is so fucking kinky and sexy! my g’d I’ve never felt so excited and feverish, naked and having sex with someone watching, a fucking kid watching!” she uttered passionately.
“I love you so much (my real name), (shuddering breaths) gd I fucking love you so much!” she kept saying as I also went necking her and suckling her bosoms.
It didn’t take us long to reach climax.
“G-gusto mo (panting) yung boy nanagkakantot ka?” I said.
“Yes, gusto kong (panting) makantot nung kid, tang ina magpakantot tayo girl!” she exclaimed sobbing, rocking her hips.
“Uhmmh babe I want that (shuddering breaths) so bad, gusto ko magkakantot n-n’ya tayo!” I went whimpering.
“Yess babe, ohhh shit, I want to see kids ravishing your body, taking turns fucking your hot, tight pussy, putang ina habang kinakantot din ako!” she went yelling.
“Tang-ina girl, magpa gang-rape tayo sa ma nga bata!” Lex uttered loudly.
“Babe, I’m cumming! (gasping) shit, I want him to see our pussies cumming hard!” she yelled sobbing, pushing and clawing my bum hard, her lovely hips rocking and gyrating with mine.
“Yes, girl, mmhh me too!” I uttered gasping, as our bodies went into spasms.
“Gusto ko sabay tayo, uhh please, I want to cum hard with you!” She uttered whimpering. “I want you gushing, I want to feel your love juice inside my pussy!”
She coiled her arms around me and we locked lips to keep from going loud, as my hips went ramming violently, and we went cumming very hard, our tears falling, bodies convulsing as again our hot sweet love juices went gushing forth from our pulsing pukis and went puddling on the tiles under our love chair.
I kept on fucking her pussy until I became bloody weak from exhaustion. We went kissing passionately, bodies pressed as we slowly sank to the chair.
We went on, slowly rubbing bodies, sucking lips as we catch our breaths.
“You like it babe?” I whispered.
“Like yeah?! tang ina parang mas nag cum ako nang sobra ngayon!” she said chuckling.
“Gawd tang ina mas masarap ka pa talaga kumantot girl, parang mas nilabasan ako nang grabeng grabe ngayon! (chuckling) ehr I really think I cummed harder this time.”
“You’re not a bad pussy fucker yourself luv” I said running my fingers on her face “And we may have cummed harder this time because of the excitement.”
“Yeah, tingin ko nga (giggling), I’ve never done anything so taboo, so sinful, twice tayo nag make love with minors watching.” She said.
“Any feeling of remorse?” I said
“Hell no! na-a-ah?!” she uttered chuckling, “I fucking enjoyed it!”
“Is he still there?” I said in a hushed tone.
“Hell yeah! he still is.” She replied giggling and in a hushed tone. “Ang sobrang swerte ni dodong!”
“Izz he wanking?” I said as I slowy rock my hips between her thighs.
“Di ako sure girl, di ko mashado makita.” She said
“Well then,” I said smiling devilishly, “perhaps he likes seeing this” I said as had my bum rocking and bobbing even more.
“Tang ina, (giggling) round four ba ‘to?!” she said chuckling.
“Ayaw mo?” I said.
“Pwede (giggling)” she said.
Lex coiled her arms around me and we went kissing passionately. We slowly get up on the chair, our hips went rocking and bobbing sexily, as we go fondling and kissing.
“Oh shit!” we both uttered giggling, as the boy began calling his mates. We quickly got up from the chair and grabbed our clothes from the stool, our sandals and her bag and went giggling and screaming timidly as we ran for cover.
We watched from behind our covers, with hands on our mouths, giggling and struggling to keep ourselves from being heard, as a group of boys converge and went looking through the screenwall with hands over their eyes, the taller ones even went leaning over the ditch as they look down over the wall.
“Wala naman eh!” one of them shouted angrily, as they only saw the liquor calendar poster with girls wearing only bikini bottoms hanging beside the old mirror, and they all went jeering and whacking the poor bastard as he tries to convince his mates of what he saw, describing in detail, especially the part where he “nahawakan our big and magaganda na suso”.
(Uh my boobs aren’t that big, not below average either unless you’ve got really big hands teehee! – Lex)
“(giggling) ay, kawawa naman si totoy,” Lex murmured with her hands over her mouth as the boys go dispersing. “well anyhoo he got very lucky naman.”
“True,” I said giggling “I reckon he has something to wank on to till he gets his first fuck”
“How are your boobs babe? ang bata pa ang tindi lumamas nang boobs, gigil na gigil and putang ina sheeet!” She said giggling as we were putting clothes back on.
“Well duh? he got so fucking excited, fondling boobies for the first time, I ” I said chuckling.
“And ang swerte ni mokong, ang gaganda nang boobs at nang ma nga girls na nahawakan niya!” Lex said cackling.
“Did that lucky horny imp saw you as you were dancing like a whore?” I asked we were putting on clothes.
“Actually he and another boy was just passing by and then the older kid went ahead as he made weewee sa ditch, and then he must’ve heard my whooping tapos yun na!” Lex said chuckling.
“We’re you bloody serious about getting gang-raped by kids?” I said chuckling.
“Maybe,” She said giggling, “truth of the matter is, I find the idea really kinky, and I was also chanelling to when you were fucking that kid in the car and to your dream of us being ravished by street kids as we were close to cumming.”
“So you want that to happen when opportunity presents?” I said.
“Well uhm, yeah, the hell why not?! we make tiempo nang kids like nung dodong who fucked you in the car!” she said chuckling as she puts on knickers. “Ay, kinantot mo pala!” she said and went cackling.
We put on our knickers and then shorts, Lex puts on her bra, but I didn’t ask for mine which was still in her shorts’ backpocket.
After putting on our undershirts, we went for our blouses which were on the caladiums.
Again she scolded me for not wanting to wear a bra and we argued for a while until I let her have one middle button of my sleeve shirt fastened.
After navigating through and over greenery, dense foliage and stuff we came out to the other side of the shop.
“O san na yung ma nga utaw?” Lex said as nobody seem to be watching shop, though there is music playing from somewhere.
“W-wha uhm ano ang utaw?” I said, forehead creasing.
“Tao, girl, people, nasan na yung ma nga mokong na dodong?” she said “tagal nang lunch break nila ah?” she said looking at her watch, “(chuckling) almost 2 hours and a fucking half tayong naglandian?”
We then saw a bloke sleeping on the desk, with a celly being charged as it plays music and then the shop boys came back and looked very surprised when they saw us.
coming in from the other side, as we were fixing our hair.
“Kakarating niyo lang uli po mam byutipul?” One of them asked
“Kanina pa kami nandito kuya” Lex said and they all went looking puzzled.
“ay nandeto lang pala kayo ma nga mam? di kayo omales?” a shorter bloke asked
(actually lahat sila punggok, except for one dodong na siguro ka height ko – Lex)
“naglibot libot kami dito kuya” Lex said.
They woke up the one sleeping on the desk and told him to go with another bloke, and we saw them go to the direction of the shed. Later they came back groaning as they heave the big heavy driftwood “love” bench, which actually look more like a modern art sofa without cushions.
“O bakit basa yan?” one of them remarked and the other replied partly in local dialect. As there are splashes and a puddle of milky, translucent fluid.
Lex and I looked at each other smirking, trying not to giggle, as it a puddle of our love juices, and of course they will also wonder about the splashes on the other love chair, and the puddle of the same fluid on the tiled floor beneath it.
They then had it checked if it’s urine, and the young worker smelt it and said it isn’t, and it doesn’t stink, though it smelt “kakaiba,” according to Lex the boy said it smelt strange with a hint of rice washing and they asked if somebody cooked rice in that area and had spilt rice water on the bench.
They had the bench wiped and the young worker kept smelling his rag looking puzzled.
“Hmm I reckon he’s a virgin” I said chuckling in a hushed tone.
“Or maybe, mabahong fifi lang alam niya!” Lex said giggling
Lex then asked how much for the bench, and they said it’s 21.5k but it already has a buyer and they had already paid a down.
She then asked about the our beautiful garden “love” chair and they said it’s an 22.5, so she asked why it’s so mahal, and they said it’s a “pasadya” or as Lex had explained to me, it’s a custom-made, a nigh-copy of a Kenneth Cobonpue, materials and all (of course those things are really bloody damn expensive, but even for a nigh-copy I reckon the price is still bloody fucking preposterous!)
A previous customer had given a downpayment and had the color changed but they haven’t heard from them since and recently a customer from manila showed interest and asked them to hold it for them.
Lex offered to buy it but at a lower price, as we’re also will be purchasing some jars and stuff, which got our eyes on earlier, and if ever we get the chair we will have it sent along with the other items via express to any of our shops’ address.
Lex never got the price she wanted and so she told them we’d think about it, but she got a pretty good price for the other stuffs.
(di lang si Siz may powers ang beauty heh!- Lex)
I had Lex fill out the OR and she put down the names Quirina Landifa and Poquena Valandra but left the contact numbers, addresses blank. (tang ina pati enye di gumagana
dito sa fss – Lex)
After paying with notes, the men asked if they can have a selfie with us, for the shop’s customer board as they do have one and I saw pictures of customers including foreigners with remarks under each picture, I smiled and bluntly refused.
“No” I said and Lex went smirking shaking her head.
“ay uh sigi po” he said sheepishly.
“Ayaw n’yo naman ibenta sa gusto naming price yung chair kuya!” Lex said chuckling as she was filling out paperwork.
And they offered to negotiate again but Lex said it’s ok kasi there isn’t enough space in the boot (car trunk) anyway, and we’ll think about re-negotiating for it.
They examine the forms Lex filled out, and went looking puzzled perhaps because of the unique names.
“ay mam yo hab namber po?”
“m-mm” I uttered shaking my head as I put on my glasses.
“may number bang sinulat kuya? so WALA!” Lex said a tad scoffing, “Andito naman contact numbers niyo sa receipt di ba?”
We opened the boot (car trunk) and then bought some bananas, mangoes, cashew and cashew products, and coconut water from the store where we’re parked at. I stood by the car smoking and drinking, checking the items as they get loaded in.
“Anong problema kuya?” Lex said from the other side of the trunk as one of the men was staring with his mouth open as he got a good view of my bare belly and underboobs showing through my thin wet shirt which was clinging them.
The bloke got awakened from his trance and hit his head on the trunklid.
“Babe!” Lex uttered sternly and motioned with her face as the breeze keep blowing my shirt open. I nodded and casually closed my shirt.
Lex then realized she still has my bra in her backpocket and wondered if the blokes noticed the straps dangling from it.
We then drove off from the place. Eating bananas because we were very hungry, and as I was driving I asked Lex about the names she put on the OR and her explanation got me laughing really fucking hard.
We then had a late lunch at the patio of a restaurant called La Terrasse and again she badgered me about my garden story. “Sobrang erotic nostalgia ba talaga yung garden shop babe?” She asked as we were eating.
“Well, the place does give sexy memories, but it has its own very erotic vibe and also because you were there with me, “Awwhhh!” she uttered swooning, squeezing my hand. “And conditions really allowed us to get so fucking wild!” I said chuckling.
“Imagine, we did it and and we fucking cummed three times? At ang super daring natin sheeet!(giggling) tang ina! we cummed hard twice with kids watching us having sex! Ay! Oopsie!” she uttered looking embarrased, putting a hand to her mouth, looking if anyone has heard her.
She’s also very curious to know about who I did it with as she’s fucking curious about the “cute” guy. I told her that it was actually more than one garden shop and that got her even more interested to know and kept badgering me to tell.
So I finally told some of it to her as we were having halo-halo and slimmies later in the afternoon while parked at the edge of a steep slope on the side of the road which looks out to sea, sitting on the bonnet (car hood) and watching the sunset.
(Noki Nocs halo halo yum! – Lex)
Though it was not quite like as she had expected but still it got her titillated and exclaiming “Sheeet Omgeee! fuck ang super hot!” and yes I forgot about her “Tang ina, sheeet!” and lots of it.
I promised to tell her all about the other stories later evening over drinks at her flat.
We drove home, with a lot of suff in the trunk (or boot as we call it in England), including a rubber maid cooler we had bought, beers and bottles of not-so-expensive bubblies, brown bags of leftovers and snacks in the back.
(I suggest you tryJacqueline Leonne Brut Ros, Benedicte & Stephane Tissot Cremant du Jura Rose, Domaine Jean Francois Ganevat Cremant du Jura Brut La Combe Rotalier, or LaMarca Proseccoif you haven’t yet, not pricey but good)
We stopped at a pizzeria to pick up the pizzas we’ve placed an order for earlier (If ever any of you guys are in Puerto Princessa, try McCoy’s, if you haven’t yet, sarap promise – Lex).
Now we’ve mentioned to you earlier about a lovely young girl we met in puerto, who was also staying at the same motel (or pension house) with her family, their flat is at the far end. She was 13 and over 3 quarters then, almost as tall as Lex, and both Lex and I agree she’s a spitting image, very kamukha ni India Eisley except that she has lovely hazel brown eyes instead of green like India’s.
Her family lives in Copenhagen, but her parents wanted her to go to school here, she is part Austrian from her father’s side (as he is about 1/8 filipino) and part everything else from her mum’s. Like Lex, she goes home (to Denmark) for the holidays and summer vacays.
(Pretty tisayin din mum nya hindi gandang exotic tee hee- Lex)
Coincidently she also goes to the same school as Klo, Cazz and the other teeneez do.
(si Cazz yung kamukha ni Malina Weissman or rather her character Violet Baudelaire, that’s why before Sis. Chazi says she looks like Emily Browning, but I think mas kamukha niya si Malina, of course this erotic story happened before the Netflix series came out – Lex).
We’ll call her Eindi (as in India Eisley) or Andi nalang kung hirap kayong basahin – Lex,
Anyhoo moving on, she and her family, that is her uncle and aunt (na parang sosing terrorprof – Lex) a yaya and her younger cousin, went to El Nido with their other friends and relatives, and were in Puerto to visit the spots before flying back home, her uncle already went home to attend to some business matters.
We went touring with them, offered to drive, we went to Baker’s Hill, the Subterranean River, Crocodile farm, Eco parks, shopping for pearls and other souvenirs yada, yadah…
If it’s just Eindi, we’d have girl-day outs; shopping, spas, road trips, food trips…
She was a regular guest and not a day would pass that she wouldn’t be hanging out at Lex’s flat and sometimes would sleep-over if her aunt allows it, and before she comes over she would first either call or text “Hi Siz anong food nyo?”
We got home and gave one of the pizzas, the biggest one which is a pizzahut (yuck! kasi walang yellowcab along the way and pizzahut is more popular among the locals – Lex) to the staff and we asked them to re-heat the other three pizzas from McCoy’s along with the leftovers from our lunch and extra takeouts, and will come back for them later after we take a bath.
Later that evening there was a really heavy downpour and Lex and I went drinking and eating pizzas and leftovers as I tell her my erotic stories.
Were already a tad drunk as we’ve already downed 2 beers and half a bottle of bubbly. Suddenly there was a power outage we sobbered up kasi there was no AC and it became bloody humid and maiinit so Lex and I decided to continue drinking in the “Jurassic / Jungle / Rainforest” patio as we haven’t done that yet.
As we were prepping up, Andi texted us and as usual “Siz…ano fud nyo?”
We texted her to meet or rather join us at the patio. “And her reply text was “w8 ko muna m2log cna Tta, c yah l8r guyz uhmmwuah!”
“Ano girl ganito lang tayo?” Lex said giggling with excitement about us going outdoors in our night clothes, that is shirts and knickers.
“Um Yea-uh?” I said (like saying duh?)
“Wala naman si edoy pag Fridays and Saturdays, well as I’ve been told.” she said scanning the area, and sina manang and kuya maybe sleeping na kasi no koriyentey!” though it’s barely a quarter past 8.
We headed out in the rain, with a big towel over us, and Lex holding a pension house brolly. We went grunting and groaning as we each hold a side handle of the icebox filled with ice and drinks.On top of the cooler were pizza boxes, on my other hand I held an eco shopping bag with brown bags of re-heated leftover food from our lunch and some extras in aluminium foils, paper towels, forks, gel sanitizer, a scented candle, Lex’s Beats Pill speaker, 1 large thrashbag and Lex’s “kutkutins.”
(nagkaroon ng silbi ang pilates, pero tang ina ang bigat pakshet! Lex)
We hurried up giggling, screaming timidly, not because of the trikes and other vehicles or that people might see us, but because the rain began to pour again in buckets until we finally made it to the patio which is isn’t far from Lex’s flat. Going slowly and carefully as we went grunting and groaning, making our way down the stone steps which bend to the lower area.
“hooo! tang inang pakshet na ulan yan!” Lex uttered in annoyance, almost dropping the cooler. “Ahh! fuck ang bigat!” she uttered whilst shaking her hand and massaging her arms.
“Yeah? talaga lang ha?” I said tauntingly with an eyebrow raised, “Hellooow? I’m also carrying this bloody bag!”
Our eyes haven’t adjusted to the darkness so we used our phones’ light to help us see to set things down. After wiping other off with paper towels we went about arranging the food and stuff on the low stone table and then setting up a rubbish bag and aluminium foil ash cups.
We then continue drinking and eating, slumped on the big bench, which is a tad similar to our love bench back in the garden shop, with music from my iphone, a scented candle burning in a can, smoking, getting more drunk as I go on telling her my erotic stories. The rain went pouring hard but the foliage and overgrowth was very dense, and the pergola also had a polycarbonate roof so we only get a tad more than feathery drizzles and mists.
“O, san na si kikay?” Lex said looking at her phone’s clock and then she texted Andi.
At about 5 past nine we heard Eindi’s voice calling from outside the thick foliage.
“Siz? guyz? I’m here, are you in there?” she called in hushed but clear tones.
Lex then called her phone, “In here sweetie! come on in!” Lex said on her phone.
The power went back on as Eindi carefully makes her way down the stone steps, trying to avoid the wet leaves. We didn’t turn on the garden lamps, as we have ample illumination, and we want to keep it discrete, club-dark and sexy.
Andi went in the patio with a brolly which was also bearing the pension house’s name, Both of her hands went holding on to the dripping brolly along with her celly. She was wearing a cute cinnamoroll night shirt over bubblegum pink jameez, and usual havaianas. Her dark chestnut hair in a messy bun secured with a clamp, showing her pretty slender neck.
“Oh wow!” she uttered in amazement, looking around whilst shaking her brolly “it’s like a frikkin’ forest in here!”
She carefully puts down the brolly and walked over to us and uttered “Whoah!” as she got fucking surprised seeing us just in panties and undershirts as though the place is very shady if not a tad shadowy in the daytime, it wasn’t very dark at night as light from posts would be cutting through the dense foliage, and also we have a wee candle burning.
“Ay, bakit nakapanties lang kayo guyz?!” She exclaimed giggling, and Lex shushed her.
“Shhh! Ingay mo kikay ka! c’mere girl besame mucho muna, give us some sugah baby!” Lex said as she pulls Andi to her.
They did our usual greeting, hugging, cheek to cheek, followed by a really tight hug but then Lex went necking her making noises, and squeezing her bum, and she went flinching and giggling as she got tickled, and then followed by three lip smoochings.
“Ganda mooo uhmmm!” Lex uttered squeezing her cheeks, shaking her head.
“Hey ate (my real name or rather the nickname)!, my ate preeetteee!” She said smiling as she went over to me, “Hey dahling!” I said and we did the same.
“Wow, ako di pretty?” Lex said chuckling.
“Pretty too” Andi said holding out 2 fingers to her as we were hugging tight.
“Potah, (cackling) ano ako second runner up?” Lex said.
“So, why the hell are you dressed like that, just in panties?” She asked, hands reversed on her hips. “Ehr-I mean why just in undies?”
“shongah! (giggling) panties lang? we’re wearing shirts too, hellooo?” Lex said tugging her shirt.
“Uh-E-yeah, I also said un-deeez, that includes your undershirts, hellooo?!” she retorted rolling her eyes “Aren’t you guyz afraid of being seen?”
“No?!” Lex and I replied shaking heads as we take a drink from our bottles.
“And isn’t it malamok here?” she said rubbing her arms.
“Actually it’s not!” I said puffing out smoke.
“Oookay!” she said shrugging, sitting down.
“Dahling why don’t you take off your jameez too? It’s only us girls here” I said brushing hair behind her ear and getting her tickled.
“Yeah, shirt and panties ka na lang din girl!” Lex urged “it’s just like a fucking sleepover, medyo daring nga lang.” chuckling.
“Uhm well…I dunno uh…” Eindi uttered sounding hesitant, looking around.
“Come on girl! tayo tayo lang naman, just like the last time and it’s not like you’re going butt naked.” Lex said giggling.
“Yeah?! last time we were indoors and I have boyshorts on!” Eindi said.
“Don’t worry my dear, no one else will see you, if anyone does, well three times the hotness, super swerte ni dodong!” Lex said and she cackled with laughter. “Come on, hubad na!”
“O-ok!” Eindi said, giggling with excitement.
We helped her take her jamz off, untying the laces and revealing her very shapely and supple nubile legs. She was wearing a light blue young teen knickers.
“Hu-wow! ang ganda naman talaga nang legs mo girl, parang ako kutis porcelana!” Lex remarked giggling, pinching her thigh “mmmhhh!” she uttered going bite-lipped.
(Lex’s complexion is a tad hard to describe, it’s not very morena, but sort of semi-mediterranean or olive-skinned and like what I’ve said before, beautiful and like silky, milky latte’ gelato)
(Oo, pero kamukha ko yung Japanese porn star Rio, tseh! – Lex)
Eindi went blushing as she sank onto the bench.
“O hubarin na din natin shirt mo ‘day” Lex as she was pulling her shirt up.
“Uhm no, siz, uhh” Eindi uttered stopping her.
“O why? you’re wearing undershirt naman, kami nga walang bras o!” Lex said tugging her crop tank.
“Uh i-yeah, but uhm maybe later?”
“OOOhkay, bahala ka” Lex said and lets go of Eindi’s shirt.
“Omgee, this is so frikking exciting!” She said, still a tad nervy, cringing as she looks around.
“Ay! Aieee! (giggling)” Andi went uttering as Lex grab her crotch.
“At ang fifi mo, ang tambok din mmmhh!” Lex said going gigil on her crotch.
“Ang bad mo talagaa siz!” Eindi uttered very annoyed.
“Why is it not malamok here? di ba gardens are always malamok? Here pa it’s the frikking Amazon!” Eindi asked rubbing her thighs.
“Well, (blowing out smoke) it pretty has much of the greenies which skeeterz hate.” I said shaking my fingers to the herbage. “There are citronellas, lilacs, marigolds…”
“Uh, yeah, I’ve read about those” She said.
There’s also an artificial waterfall which can also be fed by rainwater, which is like the ones we have in our garden pool back home.
“So, ano food n’yo?” She said as she bends to the table and began pawing through the food..
“Ay, wow pizzas!” She exclaimed gleefully opening boxes, and she began stuffing her mouth and forking leftovers and takeouts.
“Mm, mm, mmhhh!” She uttered, bobbing her head, swooning, as she sits between us, with her legs crossed on the bench.
“Hey, slow down there girl, di ka ba nag dinner?” Lex said chuckling caressing her back, and wiping her mouth with a tissue.
“I did.” Andi replied, talking with a stuffed mouth. “We had dinner sa uhm, (swallowing) ewan ko I forgot the frikking name, baliwsaway or balinsawsaw, something ek ek, I didn’t eat much, boring yung food.” She said and forks another food to her mouth then taking a bite of pizza.
“Sarap nang steak and lobsters! eto ano to? and this, what’s this dish? and where did you get the pizzas, sarap din ah.” She asks pawing through the food and then takes another slice.
“Balinsasayaw!” Lex said giggling clawing her nape and she went flinching as she got tickled.
“Ok naman food dun, well that’s it, ok lang, so-so, super bagal na, ma nga shonga pa.” Lex said, “not worth coming back to.”
True we had dinner there, and yes as Eindi had said boring ang food nang balinsasayaw, it’s not that bad but it lacks character, just like in the resto-pub where Lex and I met the first time, and the kind of service they give, well it does reflect a lot, and it’s the kind of restaurant where you should only order drinks in bottles so yeah I reckon they SHOULD close down.
(also filipino food may be comforting, but compared with other cuisine it is boring, so a lot of restos offering fusion or “modernized” filipino cuisine have been popping up yes?)
“Anong drinks niyo ma nga siz? you have sugar-free sodas?” Eindi asks whilst chewing.
“Actually, dahling no…” I said as I stoop to open the cooler. “Let’s see, we do have green tea, coconut water, uhm… ” I said tapping my chin “Welch’s, lightbeers aaand…” I said as I take out the bubbly that’s been chilling there.
“I’ll take a beer.” she said.
Lex and I looked at each other, “are you sure dahling?” I said.
“Yeah! I had beers before.” she said
“Talaga lang ha? this is not apple juice like last time.” Lex said with an eyebrow raised.
“Yah! In Denmark I’ve tried nissel, pskel, Erdinger Kristall, I had, sapporo, kirin, coors, sanmig dry, sanmig…”
“Ok, ok, sabi mo eh!” I said chuckling, opening her a corona and then popping a lime in it. “I reckon this’ll work for you.” I said handing her the bottle.
“Prost!” Andi uttered as we all clinked our bottles in a toast before taking a drink. Lex and I finished our beers and I popped the cork of our pink bubbly.
Eindi then burped loudly and excused herself “Wow happy tummy!” lex said chuckling as she lights up slimmies.
“(chewing) Siz pwede pa puff?” Andi asked as Lex was handing me my lit up cig.
“Ay naku inday,” Lex replied blowing smoke with her head tilted up “you’re very young pa!”
Eindi downed her bottle and asked for another.
“What are you listening to?” she asked curious about the kind of music that were playing on my phone.
“These are my jam luv.” I said blowing smoke away. (You know the kind I mostly listen too, even though I was born in the mid 90s)
“Ma nga di pa tayong tatlo pinapanganak ‘day !” Lex said chuckling before taking a drink of the bubbly. “Meron din naman hindi, but still ma nga babeez or kiddeez pa kami ni ate (my real name) mo.”
“I know they’re pretty old but I’ve heard them from movies and TV shows” Eindi said, head bobbing, moving to the music of Cat People (Putting out Fire) by Bowie as she continue eating.
I then let Lex play club music from her phone much to their delight and a tad bane to me.
but nothing is more bloody bane than a fucking filipino karaoke party! Thank all that is good and bloody sane we don’t have those in our neighborhood back in the mainland except where my nunhouse is.
(mabaldado na sana ang lahat na walang consideracion at delicadesa na makapal ang face ipangalandakan ang mala-pusang sinasakal nilang boses – Lex)
We went on drinking and eating, occassionaly going to our flat to take a wee, and or get more beers and snacks, either 2 or all of us would go. She and Lex would always go giggling, and screaming timidly everytime they go running to the house and back as they were only in their knickers and shirts.
They didn’t bring a brolly one time when the rain subsided but then it went pouring hard again and they came back dripping wet in the patio, and Eindi reminded me of a scene in a movie where India Eisley’s character is a psychotic babysitter.
“Fuck, tang inang ulan yan traidor!” Lex exclaimed cackling as they dry each other off with paper towels.
We talked about many things, boyfriends and stuff, each revealing lots, but we haven’t told her about my “alter ego”, yet, among other secret things. Eindi said she hasn’t kissed any boy yet, as in snogging (making out – Lex).
She hasn’t seen porn but she has watched r-rateds and shows with a lot of sex and titties like game of thrones, and was really curious about hardcore porn, so we let her watch some selections on our phones, the usuals including interracials and povs, and of course girl to girl action.
As expected she went “Aaiieeee! (giggling) ay shit, omgeee! ay ang laki!, Aaiiieee,” or sometimes “ewww!” grimacing, and or cringing “yuck kadiri!” seeing cocks spitting cum, and or girls eating them, and more grimacings, often cursing in Austrian-German, giggling and timid screamings whilst wincing, squeezing herself and huddling with us. She is quite fascinated with lesbian porn though, especially where there are more than two women are involved.
“So, san kayo galing? what did you guyz do today?” she asks, eating crisps with Lex.
“W-well uhmm…” Lex said as we look at each other as I was re-lighting the candle.
“Ayan nilalafang mo na!”
“Hindi nga!” Eindi uttered as she went forking food and then takes another pizza.
“Nag shopping lang, (blowing smoke away) tapos nag lunch.” Lex said and she takes a drink of the bubbly.
“Wala kayong dessert?” Andi asks as she went pawing through the food.
“Nag Nocs halo-halo lang kami!” Lex said as she passes the bottle to me.
“Ay daya n’yo!” Eindi said with a mouth full “di n’yo ko sinama!”
“Tulog ka pa ata kanina ‘day, and besides may ginawa pa kami!” Lex said giggling.
“Like what?” Eindi asks sounding very inquisitive “come on guyz tell me!”
“What the bloody hell!” I said “We’re all a tad drunk anyway.”
We told her everything as in every bloody damn fucking thing we did in the garden shop.
and she went like “Oh my god! …ay shittt! really? talagaa?!” with lots of giggling and fainting screams.
“So uhm you guyz are uhm, Bi’s uhh lesbians?” she asked sheepishly not wanting to offend.
“Uhmm actually we’re more than those sweetie, quite different I must say” Lex replied in a fainting tone, “we’re still pretty much straights.” I went nodding as she (Eindi) looks at me doe-eyed, and yet very astonished.
“Like uhmm, really super besteez with uhm extra benefits!” Lex said and I went smirking with an eyebrow raised.
“Really? that’s how you put it?” and Lex made silly taunting faces, with her tongue sticking out.
“Anyway,” I said, taking her hand “I know it’s a tad weird for you to take in, but si ate (Lex’s real name) and I along with the other girls share a very special friendship, more than just besties, more than sisters, more than lovers…”
“Yeah, I get it, (nodding, smiling staring into space) I really bloody FUCKING get it!” Andi said chuckling, eyes sparkling, and then takes a drink.
“Ha, she gets it.” I said, as Lex and I looked each other nodding, lip-pursing.
“But uhmm, (swallows) do your boyfriends know?” she said.
“Oh ho ho, hell no!” Lex said chuckling, “It’s an all girl club, a no boy zone, one of our rules is ‘thou shalt not party with boyfriends’, ” and I winked at her (Eindi).
(another rule, no tattoos and body piercings, so Li don’t often has her nose stud and navel piercing whenever we see each other)
“Oh, u-huh…” Andi uttered nodding staring into space “Achso, fucking amazing!” and then takes another drink of her limed corona.
We went on talking, letting Andi partake of the bubbly, she became more vulgar with her speaking as her cheeks went even went more flushing. She then took off her still damp shirt, revealing a thin, loose fit camisole and teenie bra.
“hmmm, anong cig yan? ang bango smells like apple strudel?” Eindi remarked as Lex was lighting up a sweedy.
“Wow sosi nang lola mo, bongga, apple strudel!” Lex said chuckling then coughed a little whilst blowing out smoke as she hands me the sweedy.
“Ano nga yan?” Andi asked as I was taking a puff.
“Uh it’s ano dahling uhmm…” I said blowing out smoke and then she gasped as she had guessed what it is.
“Hhh, oiiida!, MJ yan?!” she exclaimed as I hand it back to Lex.
“Mhmm” I uttered nodding.
“Talaga? oh my fucking gawd shit! Saan galing? Where did you guyz get it? Where do you buy it?”
“We don’t smoke any other weed babygirl except this kind” I said.
“Galing UK my dear, (takes a puff) gawa ni Li, our girlfriend in London” Lex said wincing and then slowly went blowing out smoke.
“Aren’t they illegal?”
“Yes they are dahling” I said as I take the sweedy from Lex.
“Sooo, how do you guyz get them? and you said your girlfriend Li makes them?” Andi asked looking so fucking amazed.
I told Eindi pretty much about our special sweedies, that Li grows them in her secret “garden” how she makes each flavor, and how she sends the sweeteez to us, of course I won’t be disclosing them to you, and I reckon you have a pretty good idea of what Li’s major is.
(Each strain is grown in it’s own unique specially treated soil, some even volcanic soil. So I may sound pretentious to say that ours are far more exquisite, and a tad “healthier” compared with the rubbish sold locally that many of you folks may be smoking).
“Ah ang galing, Dass ist ur cool! Ist ur Krass!” she said, “what about others like uhm, crack, ecstasy or cocaine?”
“No, we’re not into those bloody rubbish things dahling.” I said wincing.
“We haven’t tried any of those, sweetie, e-vah!” Lex said
“And neither should you, my pretty sugar muffin!” I said gently squeezing Eindi’s face shaking it and then giving her a smooch.
“P-pweding pa try? can I have a puff?” Andi asked sheepishly.
“Well, uhmm…” Lex uttered as she looks at me.
“Puh-leez?” she begged, doing a cute pouting face, and I nodded to Lex.
“Alright, sige na nga, o here o” Lex said
“Oh yay!” Eindi uttered, looking so thrilled and excited.
“Take it slow babygirl” Lex said holding the sweedy to her mouth “puff konti, that’s it, then slowly take it in”
Andi went coughing lightly, and we went rubbing her back, “now let it out dahling.” I said
“Oh wow,” she uttered lip-smacking, “it’s fucking weird, but sweet, fruity, spicy, uhmm smokey?”
Lex and I went chuckling shaking our heads.
“And?” Lex said, and Eindi takes another puff, holding it, and slowly breathes it out.
The was silence for some minutes, the downpour became zen.
“It’s fucking bloody spectacular!” Andi exclaimed doing a forced accent that sounded like if a Newcastle fucked a Cockney. (producing a hybrid accent that is)
“Wow, taga Middle-earth ka girl?” Lex said chuckling.
“Does your girl Li sell this?” Eindi asks.
“Oh, ho no, cupcake, these are exclusive only to us, within our circle.” I said winking at her.
We went back to playing my kind of music. And we went on drinking, laughing, partaking sweedy, with mostly 80s like “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” playing on my phone.
(What can I say, I’m a popculture-philiac)
Eindi became more vulgar, laughing loudly, talking silly sometimes speaking in Austrian German with some Danish.
“Ay naku, ‘day, that’s enough sweed for you!” Lex said laughing.
The rains went pouring harder, allowing us to get louder, and Eindi and Lex went dancing, holding beer bottles, whooping and cackling mad, Eindi showed no qualms on being more scantilly dressed outdoor, even as vehicle lights would go cutting through the dense overgrowth of hibiscus and bougainvilleas.
“So ate (Lex’s real name) how did you dance naked? Especially when may nanonood na kid?” Andi asks as she sat rocking with arms around her legs.
“Uhmm, well… hirap i-describe!” Lex said then looks sensually at me bite-lipped and then looks at me. “Ganito nalang, uh babe give me some music, uhmm make it steamy and sticky-slippery.”
I then made a selection from my playlist; Cat People (Putting Out Fire), A Girl Like You (E. Collins), Shake the Disease (Hooverphonic), The Look, Poison (Alice Cooper), Pour Some Sugar on Me, I Hate Myself for Loving You, Cherry Pie, I Touch myself, Get Into the Groove …
Lex took a long puff and then began her very sexy dancing, but bloody damn more hotter, bloody lot fucking seductive than how she went at the garden shop, with sweet cannabis smoke coming from her mouth and nostrils like incense, her body moving very well to the tempo and melody of every song. I had my phone on videocon on her so that anyone, our girlfriends that is, who got notified and is available would see her.
Eindi and I, along with the girls who were present in the vidcon, went screaming, cheering. whooping, and laughing, especially when she got on the stone table, barefoot, and let loose her hair, her dancing became more sultry running her hands through her hair and then turned around, swaying her tushy to us as she slowly lifts her shirt up, exposing her supple back, as trike and vehicle lights went cutting through the leaves, then she turned around, with arms pressing on her boobies.
The girls on my phone went yelling and chanting “Yeah you go girl! take it off bitch, TAKE-IT-OFF-TAKE-IT-OFF…!”
She then sexily takes off her shirt and throws it at Eindi, who then went timidly screaming and giggling “Aieee! Oh my gawd, shit shit!” with hands on her mouth as Lex sensually fondles her bosoms.
Lex went down the table and puts her right foot up on the bench. Her sexy hips went sensually swaying and rocking as she gets her crotch close to Eindi’s face as her left hand went sliding down whilst her toes were caressing Eindi’s inner thighs getting her screaming timidly and giggling, scrunching Lex’s shirt.
“Ayeiii!” Andi uttered giggling, thighs closing as Lex’s toes went pressing and caressing her crotch.
Lex dipped inside her moist, transluscent knickers and began fondling and rubbing her pussy, moaning as she went, and then her fingers went fucking her lovehole as her sexy hips continue swaying and rocking sensually to the music. Andi was speechless as she watches with her mouth open, looking fucking gobsmacked.
“Ay shiiiittt! Oh my gaawwwd!” Eindi uttered giggling as Lex’s knickers became sopping wet of love juice and it went dripping down her thighs. She takes out her hand and I sexily sucked and licked her fingers, as Andi watches, gaping with astonishment.
After some more dancing and fondling of her boobs and pussy, Lex collapsed on the bench between us, very sweaty, panting and laughing.
“Ho-lee shit! Oh my fucking gawd! putang ina ang super hot mo siz!” Andi exclaimed gigglingly, pinching Lex’s arm and then puts her shirt over her bare bosoms.
The girls on my phone gave rowdy compliments, and those present were, Saeko, Ace, Li, Jade who was vacationing in Cancun with her boyfriend, she watched whilst in her bath, D&, Dd, Jojo, Cazz. Pheebz woke up during the middle of Lex’s dancing and Cai was at work and was only able to join in later and said sayang she had missed the show.
“So who’s Disney channel?” Cai asked, referring to Eindi. They asked if she is ‘assimilating’ are we bringing her ‘into the fold’.
Well that remains to be seen,” I answered “I reckon she has potential, but why don’t you meet her, and tell me what you think.”
They all went meeting Eindi, and Cazz recognized her as being in her school too. “So what
do you dahlingz think?” I asked them as Lex and Andi were talking “Uh yeah, she’s
cool, a little gooey on the side but nothing that can’t be worked on, she’s not your average ‘boobi-paloozi’.” They said.
“I’m glad to hear that dahleengz,” I said “Because I pretty much told her, unpublished Fairy Tales.” I said winking and we ended the call.
“So iz that how you went with the kid watching?” Eindi asks Lex.
“Uhmm well (panting)” Lex said “more or less, and (chuckling, shaking my thigh) I did it with ate (my real name) di ba?”
“Actually dahling” I said, “she danced a tad sexier now than when she did with the kid watching, and she I mean we, were both totally naked.
“Ang sobrang lucky naman talaga, nung kid! double the fun, you let him play with your boobs!” Eindi exclaimed giggling.
“I know right?!” Lex said chuckling “double the cherry pie, 4 times the fun bags, ” she uttered and we went laughing.
“Ang tindi nga lumamas nang boobs yung mokong, hayok na hayok!” Lex said cackling.
“And how old was he again?” Eindi asked.
“Uhmm, ma nga 7 or 8 (turns to me) what do you reckon luv?” Lex said caressing me behind my ear.
“Somewhere around those, could be 10 even, local kids are very short.” I said shrugging, as I take the bottle to my lips.
“Tapos yung first kid who caught you habang nag-do, do kayo, ma nga 3 or 4?” Andi said.
“Uhmm siguro ma nga ganon.” Lex said as she was tying her hair up in a messy bun.
“Tang ina sheeet, I still can’t believe what your ate (my real name) and I did.” Then she pulled me to her and we kissed passionately as Eindi looks on, gobsmacked gaping.
“Uhmm!” Lex uttered bit-lipped squeezing my face. “Shit tang ina ang landi landi natiiinn!”
“Yeah, ang super daring n’yo, tang ina talaga! Sooo you weren’t afraid na you might get caught? Ehr I mean other than by kids?” Andi said wincing.
“Yeah, kaunti.” I said “but I still have a wee shred of consciousness left.”
“Oo, sobrang lakas nang radar ni ate (my real name) mo!” Lex said cackling.
“Sooo first time nyo doing it?” Andi asks.
“Uhmm…(looks at me), in public, no, but in daytime, super risky and daring, kids watching, hell yeah!” Lex said.
“Sooo, how did it feel? I mean as you were… doing it” Andi asked.
“Exhilarating cupcake, super mega kinky, such fucking euphoria!” Lex said squeezing her face, and then Eindi went giggling and screaming timidly as Lex went necking her.
“Yung kid uhmm, did he play with his penis? uhhm nag-masturbate sya habang nag-do do kayo?” Eindi asked sheepishly.
“Uhmm, siguro, maybe, ‘di ko napansin girl, ‘kaw beh?” Lex said, pinching my thigh.
“Perhaps, but I always see his arms through the gaps whenever I look at him, siguro he’s hoping we let him play with our boobies again.” I said.
“Wow, grabeh talagaahh, you let him play with your boobs and seeing you butt naked and then watching you do it!” Andi said giggling with excitement.
“But mas matindi lola mo!” Lex said rolling her eyes to me and takes a drink of bubbly.
“Why is that, ano yun?” Andi asked and Lex and I looked at each other, chuckling shaking our heads as she puts her shirt back on.
“What?! (chuckling) come on guyz tell me!” Eindi begged shaking Lex’s thigh
We then told her about as we were driving back from a rainy “road trip” just wearing shirts and knickers, and we got lost so we got a dripping kid in the car to guide us, the boy thought we were celebrities yada, yada and Lex then told her the boy got a fucking hell of a tip before we got him off the car.
“Aieee, you did that?!” Eindi uttered giggling, “Oh my fucking g-Ach du heilige Scheisse!, you fucked him in the car as Ate (Lex’s real name) drove? shit ang super lucky naman nun! chaka ang daring!”
“Actually I had to pull over because I got libog watching them hahaha, and we also did it while were again parked on the side of the road pero wala na yung boy.” Lex said.
“Really? super risky! May nakakita sanyo? did anyone saw you?” Eindi said sounding very excited.
“Well, I don’t know, really,” I said puffing out smoke “It was pouring hard, and there were few cars on the road.”
“Shit ang lucky naman nun, I’m sure he went bragging it wagas to his friends!” Eindi said.
“Well, that is, if they’re gonna believe his story.” Lex said.
“I reckon his mates would think it’s bloody far-fetched.” I said passing the bubbly to Lex.
“Naman, would anyone believe him getting lucky with Liz…” Lex said chuckling as she takes the bottle.
“SHUT IT!” I snapped at her and she went cackling and making taunting faces.
“So you prefer the other? uhm Saar…”
“NEITHER! WALA!” again I snapped, chuckling.
“Sooo, uh, d-did you uhmm…” Eindi said sheepishly
“Wot?” Lex and I said almost in unison.
“W-well uhm…” Eindi uttered giggling.
“Ano nga?!” Lex said chuckling.
“Did you let the boy uh did he cum inside you?”
“Yeah, he did” I said chuckling and she went gasping.
“Oh my fucking g’d! putang ina shit ate that’s so fucking wild, but aren’t you afraid of getting preggy?” Eindi said, her eyes gleaming with excitement.
“Ay, sweetie may secret kami ni ate mo d’yan” Lex said giggling.
“What is it tell me?” Eindi begged pinching our thighs.
“O bakit ‘day, gusto mong maiyot? magpapakantot ka na ha?” Lex said tauntingly and chuckling.
“Gaga, siraaa!” Eindi retorted, eyes rolling.
“Well dahling…” I said then pausing to take a drink “there are ways to prevent yourself from getting preggers, also if that kid was 10 or 11, very unlikely, but though he’s short, and uncut, judging by his penis size, I reckon he’s about 12 or close to 13.”
“Uhmm, m-malaki ba yung d-dick n’ya?” Eindi said giggling.
“Well I would say it’s fairly ok for his age, I did enjoy it, almost 4 inches, foreskin and all!” I said chuckling “I cummed hard too” I said squeezing and shaking her face, making cutesy face.
“Ayiee! (giggling and timidly screaming) so how does it feel, getting cummed inside?” Eindi asked.
“Dahling… (turning to Lex) why don’t you answer that, since you’ve bloody experienced it the first time the night before…” I said and I winked at her.
“Naa…?” Eindi uttered brow creasing.
The rains have subsided, so we became a tad less loud, often speaking in nigh-hushed tones as Lex tells Andi pretty much in detail of what happened during the events of ‘Afterdark’.
“Ay Anong flavor yan siz? why is it longer than the other one?”Andi asks as I lit up another sweedy.
“I think, you would say amoy strawberry shortcake.” Lex said chuckling
“We call this stick ‘The Pink Lava’, it’s got a certain cannabis strain grown in volcanic soil with concentrated strawberries, berry liqeur, rose oil, spices…”
“You have other flavors with you?
“This is our last one, for tonight” I said blowing out smoke away from her but Eindi went wafting.
“Uhmm bango, parang akong nasa patisserie! amoy strawberry pastry! ” Eindi remarked.
“Sabi ko na nga ba eh!” Lex said chuckling
“P-patikim din?” Andi said, as I was passing Lex the sweedy.
“Ay nako, langhapin mo nalang yung usok namin!” then realizing the daftness of what she has just said “Ay shonga ko, that came out fucking stupid!” Lex said rolling her eyes, before taking a puff but blows the smoke away.
“Go on, let her,” I said “It’s just like the appledisiac.”
“O ayan,” Lex said, handing her the sweedy much to her delight, looking giddy as she takes a puff.
“Hey sweetie!” Lex exclaimed “hoy, kikay, hitit buga ka, di yan cuban cigar!”
Eindi takes in the smoke and then went coughing, and we went rubbing her back.
“Yan na nga ba sinasabi ko eh!” Lex said.
“Wait siz!” Eindi said, as Lex was about to take the sweedy from her. She took deep breaths and then takes another puff, going lightly, holds in the smoke then breaths it out slowly with her eyes closed.
“O ano? Happy?” Lex said.
“Fuck yeah!” Eindi replied nodding “KRASS! Das ist verdammt nochmal fantastisch!” , as smoke came out like incense from her mouth and nose.
We went talking, partaking sweedy and the bubbly, Eindi finished all the pizzas despite them being no longer warm.
“Hey I know that song!” she said as she sucks on a lime, as “Afterdark” is being heard from the speaker.
“It’s from uhm, ano ba yun ahh fuck,scheisse! (tapping her thighs, wincing), ahverdammt! ayun! From Dusk Till Dawn!” She exclaimed.
“You’ve seen that luv?” I said.
“Yeah, I like that film, saw it on cable, and I downloaded the un-edited online. Very young and super sexy si Salma Hayek then she turned she into this snake-looking vampire.
“I like the pussy pussy guy!” Lex said.
“Ah yaahh!” Eindi exclaimed cackling, “I fucking love that scene, ‘tiz so funny!”
“How did he go? uhmm.” Lex said “pano nga ba yun?” scratching her head
I then went searching online and we recited Cheech Marin’s character Chet’s movie line from my phone, Lex and Andi even went mimicking Chet’s actions, and trying to sound hispanic.
“Pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
[all sniffing]
Smeeeelly pussy, (giggling) we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got (Eindi mimics action) snappin’ pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don’t got it, you don’t want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, (bringing our heads together) FUCK IT!”
and we all went cackling, rolling with laughter, with hands on our mouths, struggling to keep ourselves from going too loud.
“Since these fucking local channels are dubbing even American/ English shows into tagalog, how would they do it?” Eindi said.
“Oo nga no?” Lex said chuckling.
“Yeah I wonder how they would, paano sila mag-tatalagugin iyong scene?” I said pondering, blowing out smoke.
“Tatagalogin!” Lex said cackling, squeezing my face. “Anyhoo they would definitely be cutting that scene!”
“But still, it will be fucking funny dubbed in tagalog!” Eindi said.
“Well it may probably go like this,” Lex said and took a puff and then a drink, and she recited the quote in tagalog with gestures whilst reading it from my phone;
“Puki, puki, puki! halina kayong ma nga mahihilig sa puki! Dito sa Kurot Dyoga tinataga namin ang puki. Tawad na, pili na sa ma nga puki namin, blowout na to! Meron kaming (gesturing to us) PUKING TISAY, uhh puking negra!
uhm, puking (putting a hand under a chin, doing a pose) KASTILA! puking chekwa, may puking mainit, puking malamig, puking basa, puking tuyo, meron kaming hmmmmhh (sniffing) MA-LAN-SAAANG pukiii!”
We went rolling in laughter and…