Sexpectations: Hi, It’s Me, Ash

Hey, there. It’s me, Ash.

It’s tough not being conventionally pretty. Alam niyo namang mas nakakalamang ang mga “Nadeen Lustrays”, “Lyza Soberaknows”, at mga “Bernardo Bernardo” pagdating sa dating scene. Lapitin sila, mas hinahabol, mas madaming options. Saklap, no?

Not really.

I’m sure you’ve heard all the call center stories, myths, and legends. Most of them are true. I know because I work for one of the biggest centers in the metro. I’ve been to many companies at age 27. It’s fun, pero nakakaumay. Mas exciting padin ang nightlife. Dancing, drinks, and you know what comes next.

Tulad ng ipinapahiwatig ko, hindi ako maganda. Mula pagkabata hanggang sa pagtrabaho, wala akong matinong relasyon kaya naisip kong magbago. Sige, hindi ako kagandahan pero may ibubuga naman. Nadiskubre ko ang pag-gym at naging buhay ko ito.

I got curves, my arms were toned, and I had arguably the best legs and ass in my team at work. Aanhin nila ang magandang mukha kung legs ko pa lang ulam na? I did well at work, kaya kapag nagsusuot ako ng short dress or short shorts sa office, wala silang masabi. Masyado akong naging asset sa team. Memo siguro minsan, pero ni minsan di ako nanganib sa trabaho. At mas naging mabait sakin ang teammates at operations sakin…kahit na malikot ang mata nila. Hehehe!

But those are stories for another day. Marahil curious kayo sa nightlife ko dahil nabanggit ko nga naman. Lagi akong nasa bars and clubs sa QC. I love to drink and I love to dance even more. Kung may lalandi, why not? Basta malinis at mabango siya.

Birthday ng isa kong ka-tropa so diretso akong Tomas Morato dahil day-off ko naman. I wore a green camo sweater, very short denim shorts, and my classic Stan Smiths; always on fleek. Di mapakali ang ka-Grabshare ko at ikinatuwa ko naman. I let him stare, why not? I even crossed my legs just to see his pants tighten. Hehehe! Too bad I arrived early dahil walang traffic.

The night was great. She invited some other friends of hers so it was even more fun. This is where I met Max. He was well-dressed, average height, but boy wa…