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Sex Note

Isang pares ng mga matang tila walang buhay ang nakamasid sa paligid. Mga matang naghahanap ng aliw. Ng mapaglilibangan upang palipasin ang oras. Mga matang pagmamay-ari ng isang nilalang na tila anino o isang animo’y itim na usok o hamog… Sa isang dako ay may dalawang binatilyo syang namataan. Kapwa lango sa solvent. Ang isa’y …

Sex Note 2

I lay beneath the shadowsof your every desire.Fueling your longinglike paper into fireI live within your heart,been there since who knows whenWaiting for the timewhen I could strike again I’m with you at timeswhen you feel so much passion.Filling you inside’til you burn in sensation.Giving worldly pleasuresthat make you feel like floating.Then I’d set you …

Sex Note 3

Sex Note Guide #1: The person (target) whose name is written in this notebook shall feel intense lust towards someone (recipient) whose name is written next to him/her. It will take effect once that person makes contact.***** Nakakaloko ang titig at ngisi ni Asmodeus sa kanya. Tila ba alam nito kung anong nangyari… “Bakit naman …

Sex Note 4

Sex Note Guide #2: The writer needs to think of the persons’ faces while writing their real names in order for it to be a valid entry. ====== Kinabukasan ay naging abala si Gerald dahil may natanggap itong trabaho. Maghapon sya sa harap ng computer dahil rush ang pinapagawa sa kanya. Nakaramdam sya ng pagkalam …

Sex Note 5

Sex Note Guide #3: The lust effect shall last for a maximum of 6 hours, 6 minutes and 6 seconds. Or until the recipient decides to end it by saying the words “You’re free” to the target. ====== Magsisimula na sanang kumain si Gerald nang may kumatok sa pinto. Kaya’t tumayo sya at binuksan ito. …

Sex Note 6

Sex Note Guide #4: Once the lust effect wears off, the target will lose all memories of what happened during the entire time he/she was under it.====== Hindi halos nakatulog si Mary nang gabing iyon. Di nya maintindihan ang sarili. Di nya maalis sa isip nya si Gerald at kasabay non ay ang pag-iinit ng …

Sex Note 7

Sex Note Guide #5 and #6: The second name (recipient) must be written within 1 minute and 6 seconds after writing the first name. If no second name is written within 1 minute and 6 seconds, the intense lust will be directed towards the writer. ====== Kasalukuyang nakaupo sa sofa si Gerald habang hawak ang …

Sex Note 8

Sex Note Guide #7 Once lust is in effect, the target will be under the recipient’s complete control for a specified amount of time.====== Nang mahimasmasan ay itinulak ng dalaga si Gerald na nasa ibabaw nya. Naunawaan naman ni Gerald ang gusto ng dalaga kaya’t umalis ito sa ibabaw ng ni Mary at naupo sa …

Sex Note 9

Sex Note Guide #8 The contact required for lust to take effect is any of the following: target’s glance to the recipient, a touch, the voice or the current scent of the recipient. ====== “Aaayyyy!” Tili ni Jenna na pumailanlang sa tahimik na apartment ni Gerald. Sa pagkabigla nya ay naitulak nya si Gerald at …

Sex Note 10

The writer can provide details in this notebook of how the target will act once lust has taken effect. The details must be written within 6 minutes and 6 seconds after writing the name/names. ====== “Ipadala mo na agad sakin yan.” Sagot ng nasa kabilang linya. “Sige boss.” Pinutol ng lalaki ang tawag at bumalik …

Sex Note 11

Sex Note Guide #10: A person can only be written in the Sex Note once as a target. Lust effect won’t work the second time a person’s name is written as a target. But if the lust effect expires and no intercourse happened between a target and the recipient, their names will be automatically erased …

Sex Note 12

Sex Note Guide #11 You can write identical names in the notebook as long as they are of different persons. That’s why thinking the face of the person is required when writing a name. ====== Almost an hour ago… “PUTANGINAAAAAA!!!” Nayanig ang buong impiyerno sa sigaw ng demonyong si Asmodeus. Naramdaman iyon ng lahat ng …

Sex Note Trese

Kasalukuyan… Tahimik na nagkukumpulan ang anim na demonyo at si Gerald sa abandonadong warehouse. Napasarap ang kwentuhan nila kaya ni hindi man lang nila namalayan na gumabi na pala. “So ayun na nga. Kagaya nga nung sinabi ko nung last chapter ay…” KLANG! Isang malakas na tunog ang pumutol sa pagkukuwento ni Asmo. KREEEEEEEKKKK Sabay-sabay …

Sex Note 14

Sex Note Guide # 1: The person (target) whose name is written in this notebook shall feel intense lust towards someone (recipient) whose name is written next to him/her. It will take effect once they make contact. ======= Katatapos lang ng mainit na bakbakan nila Gerald at Alexandra. Dahil sa labis na pagod at gutom …